Twitter Users Are Sending Funny Messages To Their Awful Exes & It'll Bring You So Much Joy
Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" probably just went through a breakup, because if there's anything jokes are good for, it's making fun of an ex. Thanks to the trending hashtag #MyMessageToMyEx, in honor of Bravo's new show A Night With My Ex and the Museum of Broken Relationships pop-up, Twitter users are getting in all the hilarious digs they can to ease their broken hearts.
Poking fun at a terrible former partner is one of the greatest joys in life. Not only does it help affirm how great a choice it was to move on from that relationship, but it also brightens your mood, 100 percent of the time. I personally enjoy doing it every so often, just to bring a bit of levity to a rough day.
Take Terrence, for example (name changed to protect the not-so-innocent). He had a tendency to wear semi-unbuttoned paisley dress shirts and extremely pointy toed shoes and walk the earth like he was God's gift to women. When we were together? It was painful and I felt incredibly insecure about how invested he wasn't in our relationship. Now? It's absolutely hilarious. All the suffering finally can be put to good use, you know? Hooray for being petty!
Here are ways Twitter users are making fun of their exes:
1. Joking About Their Sex Life
2. Joking About How Little They Care
#MyMessageToMyEx— Seth (@SethShaffer) July 19, 2017
Where did you put the remote before you stormed out?
Not saying I hate you but I would unplug your life support so I can charge my phone. #MyMessageToMyEx— Cheryl Rick Klein (@cherylt2000) July 19, 2017
#MyMessageToMyEx— #RogueIconoclast™️ (@Stevens947) July 20, 2017
You were a one night stand that lasted too long.
#MyMessageToMyEx I'd rather be wrapped in 🐟, dipped in honey and tied to a 🌲 in Alaska than leave a message for my ex.— Thomas Green (@greentbg) July 20, 2017
I don't even want to send a #MyMessageToMyEx because she'll probably just respond with K— David E (@DaSkrambledEgg) July 19, 2017
3. Joking About Getting Revenge
I have let loose a big spider ..let's say somewhere in your house😄#MyMessageToMyEx— On the Manney (@OnTheManney) July 20, 2017
#MyMessageToMyEx you're close friend wants me to sit on his face and I'm gonna 🤗.— vitamin D 💊 (@breadnbutta_) July 20, 2017