Yolanda Hadid’s Model & Momager Reality Competition Series Sounds About As Perfect As Her Glass Refrigerator
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The former owner of the greatest refrigerator to ever appear on the small screen will head back to the world of reality TV, and no, I'm not talking about a triumphant return to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. As Deadline reported on Tuesday, Lifetime announced that a Yolanda Hadid-hosted model and momager competition series is coming down the pike. The premiere date for Model Moms (working title) has yet to be announced, but the exhilarating series description has been released (via Deadline):

I see no lies. The description continues:

Sounds like a Dance Moms-meets-America’s Next Top Model-meets-Keeping Up with the Kardashians situation. A Dance Moms-meets-America's Next Top Model-meets-Keeping up with the Kardashians situation that happens to be hosted by Yolanda Hadid. This legitimately sounds like a perfect television program.

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So, what's on the line? Here's what contestants can win:

I have one piece of advice to the aspiring models and aspiring momagers, and it is this: Whatever you do, do not bring up Munchausen Syndrome. I may not know the first thing about modeling or momagering, but I’ve watched enough RHOBH to know better than to mention Munchausen around Hadid. While you’re at it, maybe steer clear of the name Lisa, too. Just, uh, for good measure.