I am a tolerant person towards most things in life but one thing that I cannot handle — and I'm talking basic bitch 'I CAN'T EVEN' status here — is secondhand embarrassment. If you've been watching Big Brother this season, you know that the secondhand shame is in no short supply thanks to our favorite professional wrestler, Austin a.k.a. Judas a.k.a Watches You While You Sleep. Austin has gone from love-sick to Stage 5 stalker in a matter of weeks and just in case you've missed it, there's a hefty load of photographic evidence of Austin's creepy ways on Big Brother.
Liz has admitted on camera that she is just as creeped out by Austin's advances as we are. Whereas before, we could only speculate that she was spurning his advances because she was faking attraction to him, now we know for sure and the cringe factor quadruples watching Liz try to act like she isn't repulsed by him.
To make matters worse, poor Austin is none the wiser that he is being led on. He is in for a rude awakening when he leaves Big Brother and realizes that he has been both the official BB 17 creeper and recipient of America's ridicule for months.
The Pièce de Résistance
My actual favorite picture of all time. The eyes of terror in the mirror always get me.
Only Mildly Uncomfortable
In which Liz looks like she's being held captive against her will (and kind of is).
Liz Isn't The Only Recipient of Austin's Creepiness
No one is safe.
Y U Mad, Bro?
Liz can only keep up the act for so long.
Dat Body Language Doe
The body language experts who dissect celebrity photos in Cosmopolitan would have a field day with this one.
You'd think that a professional wrestler wouldn't be such a clingy sissy.
Liz Leans Out
She's clearly keeping her lips as far away from his as possible.
That look on his face will haunt my nightmares.
Literally Clinging to Liz
I wonder how often Liz has to stifle the urge to gag.
The Face that Inspired Horror Movies
This is seriously the most frightening thing I've ever seen.