Rejection Hotline Numbers To Give Creeps Who Won't Let You Enjoy You Follow Your Nachos Bliss In Peace

Is there anything worse than getting creeped on at a bar after a long week? Next time someone approaches, use this document of numbers to give people who won't leave you alone, recently posted to Imgur. It includes the rejection hot line, "the easter egg number for finishing God of war" (whatever that means), the 24-hour "I Am Groot" hotline and something that's quite literally called "loser line." Whether you're getting hit on and are overwhelmingly disinterested, or you're getting conned into hanging out with someone you know tangentially and don't actually want to meet up with ever, these numbers could really help you out. Just make sure you're OK with burning that bridge, because there's no recovering once you give someone the rejection hotline.

Depending on the situation and the fake number you give them, the hilarity benefits can be worth the potential heartache you're causing. And if it's someone you just meet once, chances are they'll end up telling the story as a comical and only borderline sad anecdote. So, using this is a totally worthwhile idea.

This handy document can also be good for fun boozy events, like bachelorette parties. Or scavenger hunts. Just a thought.

Here's Everything You'll Need When A Creeper Approaches You At The Bar

1-888-447-5594: Easter egg number for finishing God of War.

605-475-6968: Standard rejection hotline.

866-740-4531: Only responds with "I Am Groot".

206-569-5829: "Loser Line." (If they leave a message, it might get broadcast in a Seattle radio station.

Courtesy of Imgur user Bee88.

So When Someone Comes Up To You Like This

Or Is Creeping On You Hard From Across The Bar

Put On Your Best Cher Horowitz Look And Give Them The Loser Hotline

Works like a charm.

Images: Giphy (3), CBS, Imgur