"Like Totally Whatever" Spoken Word Poem By Melissa Lozada-Oliva Takes On The Policing Of Young Women's Speech — VIDEO
From making a big deal out of the word "like" to complaining about "upspeak," there's no shortage of people who want to criticize the way women — especially young women — speak. It's enough to make anyone angry, as you can see in Melissa Lozada-Oliva's spoken word poem "Like Totally Whatever" — because, like, maybe this trend is not so good or whatever? Seriously. The policing of women's language in general and that of young women in particular needs to stop. Now.
Criticizing women's speech is nothing new, but people have been paying a lot more attention to it lately. There are plenty of examples to focus on: People who still seem unreasonably upset about the word "like" used as a filler word. People who don't like the word "just" at all. People who don't like upspeak, or the tendency to increase your pitch at the end of a sentence. People who hate vocal fry.
And it's not just stogy old white men; even prominent feminists have espoused the view that young women just need to start speaking properly already if we want to be taken seriously.
In response, let me just say this: Um, I'll, like, pass? Or whatever?
As Melissa Lozada-Oliva points out in her poem, the problem isn't how young women speak. The problem is the world that forced women to adopt vocal defense mechanisms; it's the world that defines proper speech as whatever old, white men are doing; and it's the world that generally refuses to respect what young women have to say unless we say it exactly the way they want us to say it. And she does it in a way that is thought provoking and sophisticated — and also peppered with "likes" and upspeak.
Here's what it's like to be policed for your language:
"They, like, put my parantheticals — my 'likes' and 'ums' and 'you knows' — on a waitlist."
Why would they ever be granted direct access to anything?
"Like the hyper masculine words were the first ones to raise their hands."
Of course, that's why no one can listen to them. Not because of their own biases.
"It's like F. Scott Fitzgerald and Ernest Hemmingway were geniuses for turning women into question marks."
Short declarative sentences are inherently superior, didn't you know?
"It's like maybe I'm so used to speaking in questions because I'm so used to being cut off."
Listen to the whole poem, upspeak and all, and realize that quintessential "female" ways of speaking don't actually diminish the message at all.
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