15 Madeline And Louise Quotes From 'Gilmore Girls' That You Can Use In Your Everyday Life
Gilmore Girls was definitely known to house a plethora of amazing characters and one of a kind personalities. Stars Hollow was a quirky wonderland that made us all want to attend some kind of perpetual autumn festival and break some church bells with Luke and Lorelei. Rarely did I want to venture out of the Hollow, but two ladies always made it worth the trip. Deep in the hallways of Rory's intimidating high school, Chilton, there lay two of history's greatest characters; Madeline and Louise.
We first met these two (often face palm worthy) vixens in Episode 2 and they only got more and more amazing as the show aged. As two very underrated characters, they always brought the right amount of sass and comic relief to the handful of scenes that they graced. Their brilliant, off-colored wit should not be lost to the archives of television history. It should live on to enrich the lives of all of us and to remind the world exactly why we need feminism. Fear not. This handy list of Madeline and Louise-isms was created to get you through some of life's toughest moments. If not for their sage wisdom, at least for a good laugh.
1. When You Have To Drop A Serious Wisdom Bomb
Sometimes you have to poetically lay down the damn law. Louise knows what's important in life: Information. Knowledge is power, people!
2. When You Are Feeling The Singledom Blues
Because that's what makes life worth living. Am I right, ladies? *eye roll*
3. When A Deliciously Devious Plan Hatches
I mean, don't take that phrase literally and overthrow the government or something. Devious plotting comes in all shapes and sizes.
4. When You Need An Airtight Excuse
I mean, this is pretty full proof. Late for work? Forgot a birthday? Didn't pick someone up from the airport? Boom. Louise-ism to the rescue. The world will halt for you and your glossless lips.
5. When You Know You Got It Going On
Feeling like the morning routine fairy did you right today? Put some self assured pep in your step, girl!
6. When Nature Does You Dirty
Nature can be a real jerk sometimes. Example: Humidity.
7. When Your Mind Is Habitually In The Gutter
Sometimes you can't help where your mind wanders. Let it flow. Madeline and Louise approve.
8. When You Want To One-Up Someone
"My brother has the measles." -Madeline
"My mom is having an affair..." -Louise
You always win with that one. Always. Store it away for the times when you need a check in the win column.
9. When You Zone Out In A Meeting
10. When Your Spurned Friend Needs Consoling
Let your pal know that boys are actually one of literature's greatest mystery box sets. She will feel a million times better about her inability to understand their ways. Friendship points.
11. When You Need To Leave A Conversation
Don't mince words. Just lay it out and bail. No need to stand around listening to someone's harrowing tale of changing laundry detergent brands.
12. When You Have Goals
13. When Someone Tries To Human Before Coffee
Shut that mess down immediately. No human interaction before caffeine. Ever.
14. When Your BFF Is Panicking
Works every time. It's working for you right now, isn't it?
15. When You Want To Be An Amazing Friend
Seriously? That's love. Everyone needs a friend like Madeline.
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