Though the world would probably have a conniption if Kylie Jenner and Tyga got married at all — let alone at any point in the near future — the controversial couple made headlines on Thursday after Tyga shared a video of himself referring to a "fiancée," which many assumed to be 18-year-old Jenner. As it turns out, according to People, the vid seems to be nothing more than the 25-year-old rapper imitating a video of another rapper, Logic — which also supports Jenner's recent Twitter declaration that she's "not getting married any time soon." Still, with all of these wedding rumors just out there, floatin' around in the universe, it's kind of impossible not to imagine what it would be like if Jenner and Tyga did get married. I mean, can you even imagine that reception?!
For one, you know the affair would be lavish AF. Neither Jenner nor Tyga are known for their understated subtlety, so you'd probably be able to see that thing from space — you know, from all the glitz and glam and bling and all.
Because this wedding still may happen at some point, check out the seven staples you just know will be at Jenner and Tyga's (imaginary-yet-potentially-way-far-in-the-future) wedding.
1. Insane Amounts Of Bling
The rapper literally refers to himself as "King Gold Chains," and if the pair's Instagram accounts are any indication, their wedding bling will render you so blind you'll be like Ralphie Parker in A Christmas Story when he fantasizes about losing his eyesight from soap poisoning. Yes, I just made that reference, and it's true.
2. Kylie Jenner's Jaw-Dropping Wedding Dress
If Jenner looked that good for her 18th birthday party (BRB, drooling over that glitzy frock for the rest of my life), I can only imagine the kind of high-fashion stunner she'd rock on her wedding day. No simple A-line or mermaid gown for this one, that's for sure.
3. Cars For Daaaaays
Tyga gifted a Ferrari to Jenner on her 18th birthday, and she then paid it forward for her friend Jordan's birthday, gifting her pal a black Mercedes Benz. You know, my ultimate dream car so it's not like I'm sitting here seething with jealousy or anything. If I'm honest, Jenner and Tyga's party favors will probably be the equivalent to Oprah yelling, "You get a car! You get a car! Everybody gets a car!"
4. Gold Rolling Papers
Along with the whips, they can also hand out some of Tyga's gold rolling papers to guests. Because this is a thing.
5. Kanye West Crashing Someone's Toast
IT IS INEVITABLE.
6. A-List Performances
Of course, West's toast-crashing speech would probably evolve into a performance. And considering Jenner and Tyga first met when the rapper performed at Kendall Jenner's Sweet 16, I imagine that he'd take the stage as well. (Not that I'd necessarily call him A-list, but oh well.) (P.S. Sorry for the shade.)
7. So. Much. Fashion.
Remember how Jaden Smith showed up at Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding rocking a Batman suit? It's not only all about what the bride and groom would wear, because when the guest list is filled with Kardashian-Jenners and their many, many fashion-forward friends, the Kylie Jenner-Tyga marriage would basically be the wedding version of the Met Gala.
And really, would you expect anything less?