A List of Every Single Celebrity In ‘Zoolander 2’

If you thought the original Zoolander was packed with more celebrity cameos than your heart could handle, then you better start stocking up on your Lipitor, because the latest trailer for Zoolander 2 has arrived and it is chock full of celebrity cameos. And, if you thought appearances by Justin Bieber and Penelope Cruz were pretty sweet in their own right, then you are going to want to hang on to your aspirin regimen: It turns out that the sequel to the cult classic is chock full of celebrity cameos. Like, way more cameos than could ever fit into one two-minute trailer. And, while some celebrities appear in the movie only as images (like the five famous faces who have died in the beginning of the trailer), most of the cameos happen throughout the film.

Unfortunately there’s no way to tell just yet how big these celebrities’ parts will be, but just looking at the names that are already billed in the movie’s credits is enough to get me excited.

So if you think Biebz running through a dark alley and flashing one final blue steel before he dies is reason enough to see the movie, then you’re going to want to see the list of the celebrities gracing the screen in Zoolander 2 .

Penelope Cruz

The actress is one of the few celebrities who don’t play herself in the film. She stars as Valentina, the woman in charge of solving the mystery of these celebrity deaths.

Justin Bieber

I like to think of his role in this film as the action that starts it all. Like Drew Barrymore was to Scream, the Biebz starts this movie with the murder mystery that sparks it all.

Lenny Kravitz

Appearing only in image, Kravitz is one of the other celebrities that dies mysteriously and with an indecipherable look on his face.

Usher

Another one of the early killed, Usher’s version of Blue Steel in the preview is pretty damn adorable.

Kristen Wiig

Another actress who does not play herself, Wiig stars as Alexanya Atoz, one of the villains in the film, and the one with the wackiest outfits.

Demi Lovato

Another of the first killed five, Lovato didn’t stand a chance. But her model look is fierce and seriously on point.

Kendall Jenner

I’d love to see Jenner play herself at some fashion show in the film, but it looks to me like she’s one of the five who is the first to go.

Olivia Munn

Munn is listed on IMDb as in the cast, but without a character name — could this mean she'll be full-out cameoing in this latest sequel?

Ariana Grande

Another unnamed credit in the cast list means Grande could be appearing as herself, or some hyperbolic version of herself.

Billy Zane

Obvi. It wouldn’t be Zoolander without Billy Zane getting in Derek’s way.

Kim Kardashian West

Now a big-time fashion player, Kim Kardashian is the perfect celebrity to feature in the sequel. I’m imaging her front-row at the fashion show where Derek and Hansel inevitably star in an infamous walk off.

Kanye West

And sitting next to her, of course, will be her main man. Extra points to the Zoolander casting directors if they give these two some lines.

See what I mean? This movie is turning out to be one heck of a celebrity stew. And I, for one, can not wait to sink my teeth into it.

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