14 Harry Potter Valentine's Day Gifts For The Cutest Muggle In Your Life
You think you've had an awkward Valentine's Day date? Listen, Imma let you finish, but Harry Potter and Cho Chang had the most awkward Valentine's Day date of all time. And even that didn't compare to poor Ginny and the singing Valentine she sent Harry in her first year. February 14 is a fickle day of the year for magic and non-magic folk alike, but one thing we can all get behind to make the day more bearable are Harry Potter Valentine's Day gifts — because as they say, the fastest way to a nerd's heart is through fandom merch. (Or as I say. I don't know how the sane half of the world lives, TBH.)
I'm personally such a fan of Valentine's Day in all of its sparkly pink commercialized glory that the literal only thing that could make the holiday better is Harry Potter shenanigans. And praise be to all that is dorky, there is plenty of Potteresque V-Day merch to go around. If you want to woo a Muggle or a Non-Maj with wizard swag this year, problem solved! Gift them with any of these and you'll be guaranteed to have a ~magical~ day:
"I Know How To Lovegood" Shirt
It's been eight zillion years but this joke will NEVER DIE, so embrace it with some V-Day flair.
Harry Potter Candy Gift Box
Fix all your Hogwarts Express trolley FOMO in one delicious go!
"I'm A Keeper, I'm A Catch" Mugs
Nothing says true love like adorkable Quidditch metaphors.
"You Must Be A Horcrux" Sweater
Still debating the legality of turning Chris Pratt into a horcrux? Here's a decidedly more legal way to demonstrate your love.
"After All This Time, Always" Pillows
So now you can cry about Snape from dusk 'til dawn.
"Favorite Muggle" Print
If not for your bae, but this for your fellow Americans to support #NoMajGate2016.
Hogwarts House Friendship Necklace
A little treat for ALL your Valentines! (Dibs on Hufflepuff.)
"Mind If I Slytherin" Card
Somewhere far in the fictional distance, Salazar Slytherin is rolling in his grave.
Amortentia Bath Gift Set
Plot twist: you can't tell what it smells like, cuz you're already with your true love. ;)
"Make Love Not Horcruxes" Shirt
Getting down and dirty on Valentine's Day could SAVE LIVES, guys.
"You're My Favorite Muggle" Candy
Be the office hero. Candy Valentine's ain't just for kids, y'all.
I just ... watched my childhood go up in flames. But I'm weirdly here for it.
Harry Potter Personalized Cutting Board
Somewhere there is an island made of just Harry Potter books and cheese and it is where I will go when I die.
Hollowed Out Harry Potter Proposal Book
NO PRESSURE, friend, but just saying — if you're gonna do put a ring on it, go big or go home, Potter-style.
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