‘Real Housewives Of New York’s Season 8 Taglines Are Here, But Which Housewife Has The Best Zinger? — VIDEO

Go put a bottle of white wine on ice and fetch your most dependable corkscrew, because Turtle Time is almost upon us: Next Wednesday, the eighth season of The Real Housewives of New York City will commence. Yes, in less than one week, our dear friends Ramona Singer, Luann de Lesseps, Bethenny Frankel, Sonja Morgan, Carole Radizwill, and Dorinda Medley will be back on our TV sets, and they will be joined by our new friend Jules Wainstein. To hold us over until the April 6 premiere, BravoTV.com has revealed the New York Housewives' Season 8 taglines. And on a scale of one to 10, these taglines are a bag of Scary Island jelly beans.

Which opening credits zinger is the best opening credits zinger? Well, if I must choose just one, I will go with the quip that moved me to send my best friend the following text: “I hope Bravo puts that on a t-shirt because I need that on a t-shirt.” And that tagline belongs to the one and only Sonja Morgan.

Am I going to spoil the majestic tagline? Nope. Trust me, you'll want to hear it for yourself. But before you watch the video, I will say this: Morgan's Season 8 tagline might just be better than her “Sometimes Sonja has to go commando, what can I say?” tagline from Season 6. You may want to buckle that seatbelt before you hit the play button.

Your move, ShopByBravo.com.

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