It’s Almost “It’s Gonna Be May” Season, So Here Are Some Parody Lyrics You Didn't Know You Needed
Grab your wellies and your memeproof umbrella, because there will be a torrential “It’s Gonna Be Me”/“It’s Gonna Be May” joke downpour this weekend. Yes, It's Gonna Be May Day is almost here. Once a year, near the tail end of the month of April, a meme inspired by *NSYNC song "It's Gonna Be Me" floods our Facebook feeds and Instagram feeds and Twitter feeds and Tumblr feeds. What a beautiful tradition, indeed! Just how beautiful, you ask? For starters, it inspired me to pen some "It's Gonna Be May"/"It's Gonna Be Me" parody lyrics. So, uh, there's that.
I am a denizen of the webosphere (barf, did I really just type those words?) (yep, yep I did) who cannot resist a good meme. I also love a corny song lyric rewrite. Oh, and I also love “It’s Gonna Be Me” by *NSYNC. So, I put those three things together and and came up with “It’s Gonna Be May: An Ode To My Seasonal Allergies.” Here we gooooooo!
“It’s Gonna Be May: An Ode To My Seasonal Allergies”
It's gonna be MayOh no
You might be ready for MayAnd I understand whyWe’ve seen the April showers rain and rainOh oh ohI remember last MayMy allergies made me believe No pollen, no cryMaybe that's why
Every little May flower that bloomsIs like an allergen of doomI don't wanna sneeze my face off againBecause I do not like thatMaybe when I finallyAm not worried about sinus agonyI won’t freakWhen it’s gonna be May
You've got no choice, meBut to buy more Neti pot solutionThere ain't no time to wasteOr I’ll be too congested (too congested) to breatheBecause after the end April, ya know it's gonna be MayI can't denyJust tell me why
Every little May flower that bloomsIs like an allergen of doomI don't wanna sneeze my face off againBecause I do not like thatMaybe when I finallyAm not worried about sinus agonyI won’t freakWhen it’s gonna be MayIt's gonna be MayOh no
There comes a dayWhen April 30 turns into 1, you'll see
It's gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, gonnaIt's gonna be May
Every little May flower that— AHCHOOIs like an allergen— AHCHOOI don’t want to— AHCHOOBecause I do not— AHCHOOUgh, I'll finally (finally)Remember to use my nasal sprayWow, guess what (guess what)
Every little May flower that bloomsNo longer brings me gloomBecause I used some nasal sprayI’m not afraid of allergensHey, I finally Picked up allergy medicine at the pharmacy Because guess what (guess what)It’s gonna be May
Every little May flower that bloomsNow seems lovely, woohoo!I won’t be sneezing (won’t be sneezing)Because I prepared for the seasonI finally (I finally)Get to love the month of MayAnd guess what (guess what)
It's gonna be May
I'm sorry/you're welcome.