We’re smack dab in the middle of the month of August, so you know what that means, my fellow Bravoaholics: Vanderpump Rules darlings Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz may wed any day now. (For all I know, they might be tying the knot right this second! Or tomorrow! Or the next day! Or the next! Or the— You get the point!) But before her Pump Rules costars can exchange vows and foxtrot along to an acronym, Lisa Vanderpump has some wedding day advice to share. In a BravoTV.com video, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star shares a few words of wisdom, and yeah, it is about as swan-derful as one would expect.
In the brief vid, Her Royal Highness Of the Sexy Unique Kingdom doesn't say whether or not she’s officiating the Bubbas’ ceremony (I wish I may, I wish I might, I wish on every star I see tonight that TomKat took LVP up on her offer), but she does tell her current SUR employee and former PUMP employee to not let the inevitable stress that comes with throwing a wedding cloud their big day.
“It’s such a pressure trying to organize all of the kind of parts that make up a wedding,” Vanderpump says into the camera, “but I think you’ve got to really remember the most important thing is why you’re doing this in the first place and that you’re doing it because you love each other, and not to lose sight of that.”
...Did you see him? Did you spot the special guest star? Splashing around in one of the Villa Rosa moats without a care in the world? Hey, Haaaaaaaankyyyy! Er, wait. Maybe it's Panky? Hanky/Panky the swan, it's so good to see you living your best life.