Kids Say The Creepiest Things

Kids — they say the darnedest things, don't they? They're funny, they're creative, they're curious... and they're eerie as heck. In fact, thanks to one recent AskReddit thread discussing creepy things kids have said to the adults in their lives, now I absolutely know why I haven't reproduced. Kids are already odd little creatures; but when they start talking about death and the afterlife and drilling into their parents' stomachs (oh yes), to this, I say no thank you.

I'm sure a lot of it can be chalked up to their active imaginations and things they've heard on TV or from adults' conversations. But sometimes, it seems like there might be more to it than that. Search the web and you'll find countless testimonies of children recounting a past life in vivid detail, revealing specific facts they couldn't know unless they were there. My own curiosity has, in the past, led me to books and articles about how children are more sensitive to remembering past lives and tapping into their own psychic abilities because they have not yet been taught to "grow up," believe certain things, etc.

Of course we don't actually know whether past lives actually a thing — but if you couple all that with the fact that children have no filter, you have the makings of these creepy things that kiddies have said to adults. Head over to AskReddit for more.

1. I'll Never Look At Potatoes The Same

See? This special child remembers the spuds of his previous life.

2. The Most Terrifying Child Ever


3. Nanna's Friend Is Here

Get out of Nanna's room. Seriously.

4. Presenting The Daughter Of The Year

What to do when your child wants to suffocate you?

5. Eating People's Fingers Is A Bad Thing

A mother would need to be pretty hungry to do this.

6. The Deceased Relative Who Stuck Around

A singing ghost? #Bye.

7. The Cross-Eyed Spirit

This is why you're not supposed to cross your eyes.

8. The Ghost In The Attic

Attics are already scary. Throw in a ghost, and you have a scene from Paranormal Activity.

9. That Feeling Of Being Followed

Nope nope nope.

10. One Child Who Will Never Be Allowed To Drive

How would she even know how to drive in the first place?!

11. The Psychic Child

Little kids just know.

12. Creepy Factor: Level 10

I think I would pee my pants.

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