Kourtney & Khloe Will Star In 'Kardashian' Spinoff As They 'Take The Hamptons'

Do you need another Kardashian show in your life? Probably not, but E! knows that you don't listen to your needs, and like you'd flock to bacon and chocolate before you'd flock to kale and watercress, you now can flock to a new Kardashian spinoff starring Kourtney and Khloe. That's right, the universe will be treating YOU, dear viewer, to Kourtney and Khloe Take The Hamptons.

The show will very much be in the same vein as the rest of their spinoffs in which they "take" a city — like Kourtney & Kim Take Miami and Kourtney & Kim Take New York. The two sisters will reside in the glamorous East End til Labor Day. While there will surely be a lot of lounging about in true Long Island luxury, the two will also work. The two will be opening up Dash's first pop-up boutique before they sojourn off to New York City to open up another in Soho. The two will deal with all of the trials and tribulations that come with operating a store in the Hamptons, and we'll surely get our fair share of Kardashian hijinks (and lowjinks. Don't underestimate the lowjinks when you're dealing with Kardashians).

We can surely expect Khloe to be pursuing romance, since she's now a single lady. In fact, she hasn't had a summer as a single woman since she and Lamar Odom divorced. Kourtney, however, is a tied down lady, and we'll be reminded of that on a regular basis, as Scott Disick and his ever-prominent junk will most definitely be making appearances on the show.

And who knows! Maybe if Dash does well, it'll get a spot in Vogue, too.