J. Law Gives Andy Cohen 'Real Housewives' Feedback

Personally, I can't imagine a more appealing evening than watching Real Housewives on the couch with a glass of something and a pint of something else, but you know what would really take it to the next level? Being able to register your thoughts and feelings about the show to someone who could pass them along. That, my friends, is the dream that your favorite likable Oscar winner is living: Jennifer Lawrence texts Andy Cohen feedback on Real Housewives . Because of course she does.

If you follow the 26-year-old actress at all, then you aren't surprised to be reminded that Lawrence is a huge fan of the franchise. However, in a recent interview with Vanity Fair, Lawrence really kicked your FOMO at not being her best friend up a notch when she revealed that, instead of live-tweeting an episode like the rest of us peons, she goes right to the source: Andy Cohen himself.

In the cover story for the magazine's Holiday 2016 issue, Lawrence pulled out her phone and read her most recent text message to the executive producer. I'm going to copy it here, but be forewarned that it will likely cause you to immediately pass out in a fit of jealousy.

Please somehow get this to the Real Housewives of O.C.: Shannon, your mother-in-law is a dirty bastard and you are completely right. Meghan, you have got to stop apologizing—these women are better at arguing than you. Sincerely, Jennifer’s period.

So much. There is so much here. First of all, I would give my right hand and the cup of Pinot Grigio it was holding to be on text-terms with Andy Cohen. I would give my whole house to be on text-terms with him to the point that I could get a message through to the Real Housewives cast. Second of all, couldn't agree more, Lawrence, good eyes. Clearly, the actress should feel free to come over literally any time so we can shout daily affirmations at Shannon Beador until she understands just great and deserving she is. Third of all, someone needs to fetch me my smelling salts as I imagine a world where I'm good enough friends with Lawrence that she casually mentions to me that she's on her period.

I don't know about you, but I need to hear the actress' thoughts on every franchise from Atlanta to... New York, I guess, because none of these cities start with Z, and you already did California.

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