When you're home for the holidays, you may have to sacrifice a bit of your privacy, but that shouldn't mean you can't take your vibrator with you. There are plenty of quiet sex toys you can pack that'll get the job done without calling any attention to your room. After all, you shouldn't have to tamper your holiday cheer just because your mom's in the next room.
If you're planning to fly home on a plane, you should also remember that some sex toys get past the TSA more easily than others. Obviously, you should make sure they're all off, and to be extra careful, you can take out the batteries so they don't accidentally power on and cause any embarrassing situations. It's probably best to leave anything that resembles an actual threatening object, like handcuffs or a bullet vibrator, back at your place. And if your carry-on becomes the subject of a random search, just remember, they've seen it all.
Here are a few quiet sex toys that should survive your plane ride and your time with your family. If you still need extra assurance, lock your door and get under your covers, and you should be good to go.
1. We-Vibe Sync
If you're visiting your family with your partner and you're brave enough to sneak in sex while your parents are in the other room, you two can use this to add extra stimulation to your clit and G-spot. You can also use it to connect with your partner if you'll be apart for the holiday, since it's app-enabled. Plus, it comes in a container for charging so it's not exposed to anyone.
This rabbit vibrator uses temperature for added pleasure, escalating to 107.6 degrees to counteract the breeze outside your window, and one reviewer calls it "really discreet and quiet."
This isn't your typical vibrator — it's actually not even a vibrator. It has a head that fits around the clit and sucks it upward. It has ten speeds, and the lowest ones barely make a sound.
4. Crave Flex
This sleek, bendable vibrator is designed to hold the vibrations in the tip — not in the handle, where others might hear them.
This one's got a "whisper-quiet motor" with vibration focused on the head, and in case anyone finds it, you can tell them it's a "personal massager."
This classic dildo vibrator is designed specifically to stay hushed while delivering intense power. The best part? It's only $12.
Enjoy the silence — and orgasms.