Is it hot in here, or are we just still feeling the heat from last night's Dancing With The Stars? That was freaking SMOKING. Naturally, you probably want to re-live Maks and Meryl's steamy performance, which, out of context, looks so unbelievably sexy that, had you not known it was from a family-friendly dance competition on ABC, you might have assumed it was from something NSFW. But nope! Just Meryl and Maks, radiating the universe with their aching chemistry. Their eyes scream, " I WANT YOU."
First we had their Argentine tango was filled with the subtle sexiness of passion and desire — after all, the tango is a dance of passion. That dance you can roll off your shoulders a little bit, and say, "hey, the tango is sexy anyway! No big!" But then their freestyle — oh man. First of all, the two were essentially naked, rolling on the ground, passionately gripping at each other. Meryl's dance attire was flesh colored. Dare I say it this was pretty close to dance-sex? This was dance-sex. So HOW ARE THEY NOT REALLY A THING!?
Still thinking about it? Let's take a look at some of those smoldering moments.
Look at Meryl stare at Maks with those eyes. Basically she's saying, I want you.
So close to a kiss!
This is what passion looks like, mis amigos.
But then, the two got nearly nude.
So did this.
Look how tightly she's gripping him! I swear, this is like Titanic. She'll never let go, Maks! She'll never let go!
Subtext: Let's take this off stage, please.
This is probably as close to a kiss as two humans can get without actually kissing, right?
Re-live the steamy magic in its entirety by watching the videos of their performances! Here's the full-of-sexy-subtext tango:
And here's the free-style because nothing says free-style like a shirtless Maks dancing with his Meryl.