Meryl Davis & Maks Chmerkovskiy Are Madly in Love According to Maks' Brother — Can We Get an "I Told You So?"

So, it's pretty obvious that Maks Chmerkovskiy and Meryl Davis are destined to be together. It's like their love brought them to their win on Tuesday night's finale of Dancing With The Stars! But you know what you always need when you're discussing potential romantic partners? Family approval! But, it should go without saying that Maks' Chmerkovskiy's brother says Maks loves Meryl...but not just that. He loves her more than anyone he's ever loved before! WHOAH! Cue the R&B slow jam, please.

Here's what Maks's brother, Val, said to Us Weekly:

She was good for him, but I feel it wouldn't do their love justice. One make-out session in the middle of the dance or to label it that they are a couple—it sounds great, but that's not what it is. He loves her probably more than I've seen him love another woman—he loves and adores her—but it's like a King Kong type of relationship.

Please specify what a King Kong type of relationship is? Is that some kind of a sexual innuendo? Their freestyle was pretty softcore dance porny...

He went on to say:

She's precious, and he's gentle with her because he wants to see her shine and he won't want to hurt her. He's willing to calm down for her because she's the last person he wants to see cry and the last person he wants to hurt.

And that that kind of love is:

[...]Bigger than a kiss.

Uhh, okay. Sounds like someone's trying to circumvent saying it straight out that these two are in l-u-v and that they are soulmates. And by the way, hello, meme-ville: love that is...bigger than a kiss. The hell?

Regardless, we'll just take it as his seal of approval and further confirmation that these two are destined to be together. Hopefully they're off somewhere celebrating their victorious win. Maks is likely, as per his own suggestion, ravaging Meryl and having ice dancing babies. Just get married, already, you two!

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