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What Did Babs Whisper to Biebs?

by Kristie Rohwedder

Could Justin Bieber and Barbara Palvin be rekindling their maybe-romance of yore? The pop star and the model—who might've dated back in 2012—were spotted chit chatting at Roberto Cavalli’s Cannes yacht party (you fancy, huh?) on Wednesday. And there are pictures! Pictures of Palvin stroking Bieber’s face and whispering something in his ear! Wa wa wee wa. According to The Daily Mail, Bieber had his hand on Palvin’s waist while they talked AND looked super happy as he left the party. Bieber's blissful smile, the flirty physical contact, the whispering... WHAT COULD ANY OF IT MEAN?

I don't know. I wish I knew, but I do not know.

What I do know: I'm itching to find out what Palvin whispered. This is sort of like a real-life version of the whisper scene in Lost In Translation. WHAT DID SHE SAY?!?!

Do you know what time it is? It's speculatin' time. It's make some guesses time. It's brew up a scene in my mind time. Sit back, relax, and enjoy a segment I like to call...

Let's Guess What Barbara Palvin Whispered! With Kristie Rohwedder

"You had a little schmutz on your face, but I got it."

"Someone just asked me if I was Cara Delevingne. I said yes. So if anyone asks, play along."

"You HAVE to check out the bathroom on this yacht. It's like a mini palace."

"My preciousssss!"

"You're not going to believe me, but I'm wearing a pair of gym shorts exactly like yours underneath my dress."

"The Wi-Fi password is 'snackwellcookies.'"

"Gosh, Proactiv is amazing. Your skin is like buttah."

"You have to hear the 'Fancy'/'Boyfriend' mashup."

"Don't eat the shrimp canapés. They'll go right through you."

"Check out the lady at your 3 o'clock. Her skirt looks like it is made out of acorns."

"Peas and carrots. Olive juice. Peas and carrots. Olive juice."

[Burps]

"Pretend like this is a thing. Let's get people talking."

Want to get in on the fun? Take a peek at the photos and come up with your own guesses:

I hope my Smeagol impression hypothesis is correct. That one is my favorite.