Kim Kardashian & Kanye West's Wedding Vs. The Royal Wedding: Who's The Fanciest Of All?
There’s no doubt that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s wedding will likely be the celebration of the year and that thousands of fans will wait with bated breath in hopes that the couple’s marriage lasts longer than 72 days. I can only imagine that brides-to-be will be in awe of Kim's dress and that Kimye’s reception will be like something out of The Great Gatsby. So with private jets taking their guests to Florence, after having a casual brunch with Valentino, and with what feels like the entire world ready to tune in today (to Twitter, unfortunately there's no live-stream) for the nuptials, Kimye’s wedding feels similar to another union that took place three years ago: the royal wedding.
I know, I know. It is almost impossible to compare the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge to Kimye considering how dang classy the British royals are, but the Kardashian family is providing some stiff competition. It’s clear that they want to have a wedding that no one will forget (even though I still haven’t forgotten Kris Humphries) and they’re going all out for their friends and family. With all the attention they’re receiving, they might as well be American royalty themselves. Here's why:
KIM'S WEDDING DRESS WILL BE MADE BY A FAMOUS DESIGNER
AND WILL LIKELY HAVE A LONG TRAIN
HER SISTERS WILL PROBABLY WEAR WHITE AS WELL, SIMILAR TO HER LAST WEDDING AND JUST LIKE PIPPA MIDDLETON AT KATE'S WEDDING
And we'll probably start discussing how good Kendall Jenner looked in her dress and begin to forget about Kim's dress.
SECURITY WILL BE EVERYWHERE BECAUSE A WEDDING CRASHER MAY MISTAKE THEM FOR ROYALTY
WHAT SEEMED LIKE EVERY PERSON IN EXISTENCE ATTENDED THE ROYAL WEDDING
SO OF COURSE EVERYONE WILL BE AT KIMYE'S WEDDING
Except me… because I have to wash my hair. But I did get an invite.
KATE AND WILLIAM HAD A LUNCH-TIME RECEPTION AND AN EVENING RECEPTION
SO KIMYE HAD BRUNCH WITH VALENTINO
THE ROYAL WEDDING WAS IN ENGLAND. SO WHY NOT FLY ACROSS THE WORLD TO FLORENCE?
KARDASHIAN SAID SHE WANTED A DRESS LIKE MIDDLETON’S
So we can probably expect it to look just like Middleton's.
THE WEDDING DETAILS HAVE BEEN PRETTY HUSH HUSH
EVERYONE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO BUY ROYAL WEDDING MEMORABILIA AND COMMEMORATIVE PLATES
AND THEN THERE WAS THIS…
THE ACTUAL ROYALS WED AT WESTMINSTER ABBEY
SO KARDASHIAN AND WEST ARE MARRYING AT FORTE DI BELVEDERE TO BE JUST AS FANCY
ELLIE GOULDING PERFORMED AT THE ROYAL WEDDING. SO JAY Z AND BEYONCE MIGHT PERFORM AT KIMYE’S… BUT WHO KNOWS?
IT HASN’T EVEN HAPPENED YET AND THE SOCIAL MEDIA WORLD IS ALREADY TALKING ABOUT IT
And will continue to talk about it. And talk about it and talk about it. At least until we see her dress!