Let's Unpack That: 29 Things Only Students Who Went To Schools With No Majors Understand
What's your major? It's a question most of us college students get, but that some of us will never be able to answer. While most institutions of learning follow the model of choosing from a set of school-offered majors, for some of us, the idea of a major was always too restrictive.
Because what if the thing you wanted to study (say, pop culture) isn't a major? Even worse, what if you didn’t know what you wanted to do at all, but knew you wanted to mix a bunch of things into one concentration? If the idea of not melding your interests in writing, psychology, fashion and gender studies sounded oppressive and limiting, then you might have ended up in a program where you could design your own major — or as we like to call it — concentration.
At colleges without majors, or rather, schools with individualized study programs, you didn’t have to choose a major from a pre-ordained list of subjects. You could make your own concentration! These amazing institutions of learning allow you to meld dueling left and right brain subjects: art and psychology, history and science — HELL — woodworking and politics if you so desired.
If you went to one of the schools — or are lucky enough to be at one now — then your college experience was probably incredible. And there are some things only you you can truly understand. Things like...
When you applied to college, you had NO idea what you wanted to study
You were interested in a few different subjects, but didn’t want to choose the wrong one
Then you heard about these groovy colleges where you could make your own major
So you applied to Hampshire College, NYU Gallatin, The New School, or Brown and said...
I can choose everything, EFF INSTITUTIONALIZED ACADEMIC BOUNDARIES
You weren't going to pigeon-hole your intellect —YOU HAVE IMAGINATION!
you knew you made the right decision when Your course catalog boasted classes like this
Evil filled up super quick every semester.
once you got to school, Your classes were small and discussion-based
And you didn't sit at desks. you had CONFERENCE TABLES.
I wanna look you in the eye when we intellectually spar...
your professor's go-to term was "Let's unpack this..."
And may the Universe have mercy on your soul if you didn't read the week's assignment
Or check your privilege
Your peers were always marrying subjects that didn't seem to go together in super interesting ways
Social entrepreneurship and Latin American political history? Awesome.
No matter the subject of your seminar, your syllabus was chockfull of social theory...
Never stop questioning anything or thinking critically.
which gave you the ability to basically intellectualize anything
From post-modernism to post-structuralism, sometimes you don't even understand the language you use in class. Your brain moves faster than your mouth, and half the time you don't even understand what you're saying. It both amazes and terrifies you.
There were always one or two kids in your class with weird names
You know, like the girl who sits next to you in your seminar "Re-imagining the Disney-Industrial Complex?" Her legal name is Jane, but she goes by "Windsor Chair."
The pretension factor in your classes was real
You lived in a tornado of higher-order thinking, but you loved it.
When you explain to an outsider that you made your own major, they go
People may think that it makes you a bit airy fairy....
But when friends from other schools changed their majors, you were like
Ahead of the curve.
Come senior year, you had to pull off a crazy, multi-faceted thesis project
You had a panel discussion and an art installation and maybe a play. But first, you had to read all of Pierre Bourdieu's Distinction, because your advisor said so.
and you probably didn't sleep for two months straight...
The library is your home now.
But this was a labor of love
You're the one who chose to major in "style as a form of protest, as seen in midcentury youth subcultures."
When the fateful day came, you bested the project
You slayed the individualized study dragon.
but Graduation was a big bowl of bittersweet
This is the most perfect place on earth and I don't wanna leave!
as it turned out, explaining your school's program makes you crazy interesting to employers
In the working world, your individualized major is actually an advantage. It's all about spin, baby.
plus, you basically majored in the art of bullshiting
Haters gonna hate, but that's useful.
VIVA LA ACADEMIC FREEDOM!
Sallie Mae might be on your ass, but at least you got to choose your own debt adventure.