Andi Dorfman's 'Bachelorette' Blog Is Full of Corny Exclamation Points So We Counted Them All
Every Bachelor and Bachelroette has their own special tick. For Juan Pablo it was "ess okay" and random, obnoxious capital letters in his writing. For Andi it's saying "staaahhhpp" and using way too many exclamation points in her Bachelorette blogs. Seriously. Girl just used 26 describing Monday's episode and barely anything even happened during it. I get that writing in an engaging way can be difficult when it's just words on a screen, but the way Andi is approaching this particular punctuation has to stahhhp. She can't possibly find that many things exciting, right? Maybe for her exclamation points have gone the way of "LOL" and "Haha." You're not actually laughing, but it's habit to throw it in there so people don't think you're a heartless bitch.
However, Andi takes her "journey" to find love very seriously, so I wouldn't be at all surprised if she was totally feeling every single one of those 26 exclamation points. In the interest of acknowledging her true feelings, I'm going to take them all at face value, and then show her why she's a little too excited about some things. Maybe after this she'll tone down the usage. She may not have been able to stop her other ticks because the season was already filmed, but the exclamation points are something she has control over and I personally believe she has the willpower to tone it down. So Andi, are you ready? Okay, here are all 26 uses of exclamation points in chronological order.
What I'm reading here is basically that Andi didn't want to go on another one of those dates. This exclamation point is more a release of fear than of joy, but either way it's the first on a slippery slope to way too many excited sentences.
Food is pretty awesome, but I don't know if it merits quite this level of excitement. However, Andi has a thing about food which you'll see later.
If you ask me it was just a way to spend time not talking, because you're going to see your family before that letter even has a chance to make it home. Can you say waste of paper?
Translation: I love Nick! Nick! Nick! Nick! Andi's exclamation point usage for her men is directly related to how far in the season they're going to go. Nick just got four in a row and we can practically smell the proposal.
This is the second time Andi has said this about a date and I wish she would stop justifying her eating habits. Like do or don't eat the date food, but don't get all weird about it. I know I'm not accusing her of not eating it, so I'm a bit confused by this enthusiastic defense of her actions.
Andi and Josh LOL'd at the ENTIRE parade. Every bit of it. Every last bit. Geese are HILARIOUS.
Castles are not surprising in Bachelorette-land, Andi. You should know this by now.
Andi also said during a lie detector test that Italy was her favorite country and was later found to be lying so I'm not going to take her country endorsements at face value. Also she was goading Josh all night long into saying his feelings, so I'm not quite sure I get the shocked part. Also he just said he was "falling in love" not "in love" so she should reserve some of that excitement. Things could still go poorly no matter how stunning Ghent is.
At the end of this day this lawyer just wants to be a princess. Perhaps she should have gone on I Wanna Marry Harry instead.
Why do I feel like she's being paid by Belgium to promote their country?
I'm actually laughing out loud at this point. Like obviously it's sacred, it's a monastery. That's the whole point. Is she making a pun here? I'll give her a pass if she's making a pun, but I feel like she's not.
That is big, exciting news. Andi hardly ever shares kisses. (Hi, Juan Pablo!)
After weeks of similar dates it's a wonder she hasn't gotten used to the meal and fireworks treatment yet.
Yay Chris! You continued to be a contestant on this show! That is unheard of!
Here we get an all caps and two exclamation points because Andi is extra excited. However, if she's going to tease "truly amazing families" they better like all have cured cancer or run 12 marathons in a row or something. More likely this is just an exaggeration. Sorry Andi but "No asshole brother" does not a truly amazing family make.
Why does she sound like a school field trip chaperone trying to get a begrudging classroom to care about some boring museum? Oh that's right, because she's trying to make us care about her boring season.
You're going to have to try a little harder than that, Andi.