'Duck Dynasty' Will Release a Christmas Album. Buy These 4 'Duck' Gifts Instead.
Everyone's favorite hunting enthusiasts are releasing their own Christmas album. Yep, you heard that right — starting this October, you'll be able to fill your home with the angelic voices of the Duck Dynasty crew. (They mean it when they say "Faith, Family Ducks.") But the album, awesomely titled Duck the Halls: A Robertson Family Christmas, isn't the first product to be released by the reality family. Sure, they've put duck calls hunting gear on the market, but there is much, much more that you can appreciate/later sell on eBay. Here are some of the products that we'll be gifting over the holidays (you're welcome Mom and Dad!):
Duck Dynasty Bobbleheads
Available in many family members, including Phil, Jase, and Si. They'll beat your Dwight bobblehead, but can they beat bears or Battlestar Galactica?
Duck Dynasty Seasoning
The family sells their own special seasonings, as well as rub and marinade, for all of your meat cooking needs. That deer isn't gonna flavor itself!
Duck Dynasty Beard and Bandana
Because, of course. The faux-facial hair attaches to a duck bandana so your whole look is ready for a night out on the swamp.
Novelty License Plate
Because the Duck beard and bandana was just too subtle.