'Sharknado 2': Return of The Amazingly Awful Quotes From Ian Zeiring, Tara Reid, & Co.

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You'd think one Sharknado would be enough, but I can assure you, it's not. We absolutely needed a second spinning shark movie and Sharknado 2: The Second One is everything I ever dreamed of. It's got ill-fated celebrity cameos, Tara Reid (April) with a saw-hand, Ian Zeiring (Fin) giving really dramatic speeches with a shark-tooth necklace. But the absolute best thing about the second foray into non-science-based encounters with flying sharks, it's got to the be the totally nonsense quotes. And lucky for you, I jotted down all the best ones.

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