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The Pape's Best Quotes
Willow Pape. Oh, Willow Pape. (If you would be so kind, please imagine Heath Ledger's Joker muttering the following under his breath as he hijacks a semi truck): Willow, Willow, Willow Pape. The villain of Kim Kardashian: Hollywood is a fame-obsessed, malicious, and unrelenting demon in a skirt. KK:H is lucky to call her its villain.
Patricia Hernandez of Kokatu dubbed The Pape the best game rival since Gary Oak from Pokémon, and I agree 240%. Ugh, freakin' Gary Oak. Every time that Poké-dweeb would interrupt my gameplay and demand a battle, my eyes would turn red and I would groan. NOT NOW, GARY, I would think. CAN'T YOU SEE I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING?
The Pape's timing is very Gary Oak-like (read: inconvenient). Whenever she accosts me just as I'm about to meet a potential collaborator at The Brew Palms or on my way to a fashion show, I groan.
NOT NOW, WILLOW. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING?
I will say this much: Whenever The Pape rears her blonde head, you can count on her to utter something LOL-worthy. And hey, I like to laugh out loud.
The definitive ranking of Willow Pape's best digs
#11:
Gretchen Wieners couldn't make "fetch" happen, and you definitely can't make "fetch" happen, Pape. Sorry, Pape.
#10:
She was "Anon" all along and she DGAF.
#9:
Ehhh, not your harshest burn, Pape.
#8:
...Who are the "you guys" she's talking to?
#7:
Re: "did Kim mention me yet?": Same.
#6:
So very meta.
#5:
WHOA, did she just call me a bird?!?!?!?!
#4:
When the yellow exclamation point bubble is attached to The Pape, it shoves me to the very edge of my seat. What's she going to say this time?!?!?!
#3:
She'd been saving that one for a while. I can feel it.
#2:
"SO BLEGH!"
#1:
Speaking in hashtags. "Gutter trash." The only thing this diamond is missing is a mic drop.
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