Michelle Rodriguez Possesses Odd Talent for Climbing Houses Faster Than You Can Blink — VIDEO
So, this is weird. Michelle Rodriguez is, like, a legitimate ninja. In addition to being a fun-loving gal who may or may not be dating Zac Efron, she can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Okay, she can't do that (actually, maybe she can do that!), but she does possess the strange talent of being able to climb a house in, literally, 10 seconds flat. Seriously. In a super random, kind of weird, oddly mesmerizing video the actress posted to her Instagram, she, yep, climbs a house far faster than the average human ever could. Why did she do this? How can she do this? And why can't I stop watching it?
Before we get to the point of this post — the vid of Rodriguez scaling a medium-sized home — I feel like I'd be remiss if I didn't point out the fact that she truly has a weirdly captivating Instagram account. I certainly have never considered myself a "Michelle Rodriguez fan" (in fact, I couldn't stand her on Lost), but I just spent way more time than I'd like to admit perusing her Instagram. From videos of her riding a baggage claim conveyor belt to videos of her wearing a Friday the 13th-like mask, this lady's account just became my favorite new time suck.
And now for the pièce de résistance:
Happy time-squandering, friends!