Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda" Video Is Here!

by Alexandra Finkel

What's the deal with celebs releasing stuff overnight these days? Don't they know people need to sleep?! Anyway, it happened yet again, friends. Nicki Minaj released the music video for "Anaconda" on her VEVO channel Tuesday night just as the clock struck 12.

So, what does the nearly five minute vid have in store? Lots of a$$, obvs. And twerking. And more a$$. Oh my god, you guys, so much a$$. It's basically a video about Nicki Minaj's a$$ and the adventures it has. Honestly, I think there's more a$$ in this than the "Baby Got Back" music video (and that's saying a lot considering she samples the song in "Anaconda"). There's definitely more a$$ here, than say, the 2014 Sports Illustrated cover or the entire coast of Brazil. All I could think of was that Bubba Sparxxx song where he goes, "Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere." Seriously, booty EVERYWHERE.

But yeah, get ready for Nicki Minaj and her dancers as they, um, dance, twerk, lift weights, etc. They're all in the Amazon because that's where anacondas are, I guess? Although, c'mon Nicki, we're not stupid... that's not the kind of anaconda you're talking about. Heh. Minaj also eats a banana and sprays whipped cream all over her body in a french maid outfit because, #sexy.

But the best part comes around the 3:35 mark when my boyfriend DRAKE shows up. Man, the things I'd do to... ANYWAY, yeah, he sits on a chair and Minaj twerks on him and he literally does nothing. I'm not kidding. He just sits there and makes weird faces. It's hilarious. I don't think he's happy about anything going on, though that may just be me projecting.

So, without further ado, here are the top five weirdest moments from "Anaconda:"

A pineapple on a record player.


THIS! Wtf is this?

This outfit.

Drake, who is SO bored. So so bored.

Check it out in full BELOW:

Guys, what the HECK does this woman have in store for us at the MTV VMAs?

Images: Nicki Minaj/Youtube