Justin Bieber Arrested (Again) So Here’s Some Tips to Help the Biebz Stay Out of Trouble
Welp, on the bright side, at least he didn't get arrested in the United States this time around. Justin Bieber has been arrested in Canada. Yep, the resident pop star wannabe bad boy, chose to exact his illegal tendencies in his home country for his end of summer festivities. Perhaps he was being sentimental? Maybe he was giving the law enforcement of the United States a well needed break from his face? Whatever the reasoning, the Biebs has gotten himself into a whole bunch of trouble. So what'd he do? CNN states that it started with Bieber driving his ATV into an unsuspecting minivan. Can you imagine getting into a car accident with Justin Bieber? *Shudders* But, of course, he didn't leave it at that. CNN went on to explain that Bieber then decided to partake in a scuffle with the minivan driver which resulted in him being arrested for assault and dangerous driving.
Oh, Justin. Whatever will we do with you? Now, despite his continuous string of arrests and well-documented trouble with the law, I will acknowledge the fact that he is still young. So maybe, just maybe, all Bieber needs is a little guidance to turn his life around. Surely, you can take pity on him with me, can't you, fellow humans?
Here are some suggestions for Bieber on how to stay OUT of trouble:
IF YOU'RE TRYING TO LEND YOUR NEIGHBOR SOME EGGS, DON'T THROW THEM
SILLY! Eggs break easily! It'll be super difficult for them to use those borrowed eggs for a delicious Sunday brunch when they're scraping the remnants from their rooftops!
WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING, DRINKING ALCOHOL IS A BIG NO-NO
Who would've thought, right? But drinking alcohol, a known and proven mind-altering substance, can be all sorts of dangerous when you're operating a two ton vehicle at high speeds!
Try a delightful soft drink instead.
WHEN LIVING AMONG OTHER HUMAN BEINGS, IT IS BEST NOT TO INFILTRATE YOUR SHARED SPACES WITH MARIJUANA SMOKE & LOUD MUSIC
It's hard to think about someone other than yourself, I know. But when you're up late partying, you must remember to keep the racket down just a little bit. After all, those neighbors might call the cops and you didn't invite the cops to your awesome shindig, you goober!
WHILE ON THE ROAD WITH OTHER MOTORISTS, DO NOT DRIVE YOUR VEHICLE INTO THEIR VEHICLES
This ones a toughie. But just know that it doesn't matter what type of vehicle it is — cars, ATVs, trucks, bicycles, scooters, mopeds, tractor trailers, horses— you should just always try to avoid physical contact. Otherwise really bad things can happen.
DON'T PUNCH OTHER HUMANS OR BRING THEM TO THE POINT WHERE THEY WANT TO PUNCH YOU
Punching hurts... for both the puncher and the punchee. So probably don't do that. And, don't be an instigator and cause fellow people (and other, more handsome celebrities) to try and hit you.
To go back to tip number three, please remember: You didn't invite the cops to this party called life, but you're really insinuating that you want them there.
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