The Most Dangerous Celebrity Will Surprise You & Make You Laugh Til You Pee
When trying to imagine the most dangerous person alive, you probably think of someone along the lines of James Bond, or whoever happens to be topping the FBI's Most Wanted list. Well, it appears that Jimmy Kimmel, late night talk show host and well known prankster, has finally crossed the line from gimmicky comedian to The World's Most Dangerous Celebrity, according to McAfee's annual rating. I hate to break it to you Jimmy Kimmel Live! fans, but all this time you thought you were enjoying harmless jokes and pithy celebrity interviews, you were actually helping ol' Jimbo achieve criminal mastermind status. The shame!
"What exactly has Kimmel done?!" you might be wondering. "How many lives have I helped him take by watching that Drake-on-the-street skit 17 times in a row? Did Mila Kunis' pregnancy rant have some dastardly subliminal message?"
Although he's definitely been known to murder a few perfectly good jokes here and there (#zing), McAfee deemed Kimmel's biggest crime one of Cyber Evil. When Internet low-lifes want to infect your innocent li'l laptop with a virus or malware, they use Kimmel's name to bait you. McAfee explains, "When you search for videos and downloads of Jimmy Kimmel, you've got a 1 in 5 chance to click on a page that tests positive for viruses and other malware." THANKS A LOT, JIMMY.
The TV host seems to have taken it all in stride, joking in his monologue that, "It's an honor just to be nominated, but to win this thing...," which is exactly what an Internet crime king pin would say to throw people off his trail. Kimmel joins the ranks of other celebs who've topped the list, like Lily Collins and Brad Pitt, which clearly can only mean one thing: The Illuminati (or, you know, a few other things, too... but MOSTLY the Illuminati).
In addition to topping McAfee's list, there is plenty of proof that Jimmy Kimmel is one of the most evil people in Hollywood just by taking a look at clips from his past shows.
What kind of cruel human being (better yet, ANIMAL), would force people to read horrible things about themselves? Absolutely horrendous.
Instead of simply enjoying New York Fashion Week, Jimmy rounded up some equally dangerous associates to force show-goers into lying under duress. Will the madness ever end, Jimmy?
He even made a popular musician throw CAKE at his own poor fans. Bless your heart, Steve Aoki, I know you would never, ever do that normally...