Did you know that Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber have a song called "Twerk"? Because they supposedly do. If Miley's 2013 VMA performance wasn't enough for you, then this song should sate your undying passion for the sexually provocative informal dance move that involves thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance. (Thanks, Oxford dictionary!) Perez Hilton reports that in July rapper Lil Twist, a friend of Bieber's, confirmed that he'd gotten Bieber and Cyrus to collaborate on the tune and now the track has been strategically released right when twerking and Cyrus couldn't be hotter.
Or ... not hotter? It's hard to tell if the song's debut is timely or completely and utterly untimely. Twerking has been run into the ground over the past few days, and it's the last thing anyone wants to think about. Then again, it's the only thing people are thinking about. Gah! Lil Twist — are you a genius? I can't decide.
Lil Twist's intellectualism aside, "Twerk" will apparently be on Lil Twist's new album scheduled to hit the shelves this September. But guys, why wait to get your Cyrus/Bieber/Twist twerk-on when the unreleased track is already here? It's been only at matter of minutes since you last heard anything about twerking — quick. Press play.
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