9 Reasons Selena Gomez Should Take Taylor Swift's Advice & Haul It to NYC
I think it’s time for Selena Gomez to settle down. No, I don’t mean in the relationship sense, because oh lawd in heaven help me if she settles with that annoying spawn Justin Bieber. I mean a new location, possibly on the East Coast, possibly in Manhattan. Yeah, she might have purchased a $3 million mansion in the Hollywood Hills in March, but it’s time for Gomez to come live here in New York, closer to me and her ride-or-die bestie Taylor Swift. The "Shake It Off" singer is settling in fine since her move here in April, what with her penthouse in Tribeca and her 1989 fan listening parties. And she wants the Springbreaker close by too, because apparently Taylor Swift's been "begging" Selena Gomez to move to NYC.
"Taylor has been begging me to live there," Gomez told E! "She’s like, 'It's the best decision I’ve ever made.' Everyone always says I’m more New York when they meet me so maybe it would be good for me. I don’t spend enough time there."
She added, "I’d love to spend time in New York. I’ve always said that I want to have a love affair and live there."
Maybe it's time for you to make that leap, Sels. Not only would you reunite with your BFF and see Waverly Place sans wizards, but you'd have these nine things to look forward to:
We Have the Best Pizza
We Also Have Awesome Bagels
So much so that wildlife will attack you.
Biking Is a Commuting Option
You Can Enjoy Nature
She's Selena Gomez. She could afford to live near nature.
We Take "Showtime" to a New Level
...on a cramped subway. OK, so it might not be that great.
And You Don't Have to Have Road Rage
You'll Get to Do Your Laundry in Public
Laundry is a weekend event really.
It Might Not Be Exactly What the Sitcoms Say
Bt that isn't necessarily bad.
You'll Have Your Moments in Public
It actually makes you a real New Yorker.
But on the Bright Side, You'd Be Away from Justin
Far, far away from his home in Hollywood hopefully.
And You'll have Your Girlfriends Nearby
Because once you've got T. Swizzle, what more do you need really?
So what do you say, Selly? Should we welcome you to the birthplace of the cronut? To the land of bodega cats and subway steam? Because, I really think you're ready.
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