17 Sexy Halloween Costumes That Shouldn't Exist — Sorry, Sexy Walter White
Halloween is my favorite holiday for many, many reasons. The over-the-top parties, the candy, the pumpkin beer, and the fact that for one night a year, everyone turns into a theater kid. It's a pretty magical time. Unfortunately there is one thorn in the side of all my spooky merriment — the unnecessary overload of sexy Halloween costumes. It seems like every year the spandex industry outdoes itself with tacky outfits that are horrifying for reasons other than blood and gore.
At this point, I've almost seen it all from sexy Olaf to SEXY EBOLA HAZMAT SUITS. I wish I could say that I'm kidding, but I'm not. I guess there's nothing sexier than a beloved children's cartoon snowman and a truly devastating outbreak of a highly contagious disease. Way to go, universe.
Some costumes are laughable while others are just downright offensive. Let's take a look at some of the worst of the worst...IF YOU DARE!
Sexy Mickey Mouse
Sexy Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus is already an outrageous choice for a halloween costume. But something about this drunk and horny-looking “Twerkin Costume” just doesn’t feel right.
Sexy Princess Leia
Oh why WHY would you do this to Princess Leia? What would Liz Lemon have to say about this? And just in case you weren’t offended enough, this little gem is called “Deluxe Space Slave.”
Sexy Walter White
Jesse is already sexy enough in his own totally effed-up way. BUT SEXY METH COOK? Come on! Walter White would be spinning in his grave…and that’s saying a lot for a murderous druglord.
Sexy Minion From 'Despicable Me'
Even Gru couldn’t dream up something this evil.
Just when you thought A Clockwork Orange couldn’t be more insane and uncomfortable than it already is…
Sexy Link From 'Zelda'
Oh come on! They even made Link sexy! How can you even go about a mythical adventure in such binding attire?
NO. NOT KERMIT. It has gone too far!
Sexy Ghostbusters Uniform
An insult to our entire galaxy, this is. Hmmmmmm.
Sexy Miley Cyrus & Robin Thicke
In case you didn’t hate the Miley/Thicke Twerk-Gate enough.
Sexy Harry Dunne
Dumb and Dumber? Now they’re definitely just trolling us.
Sexy Marge Simpson
At least it wasn’t a Sexy Maggie…
Image: Spirit Halloween
Oh come on, this just looks lazy.
Image: Spirit Halloween
Sexy Patrick From 'SpongeBob SquarePants'
Nothing says “sexy” quite like an oafy cartoon starfish, AMIRIGHT?