Russia Is Creating Its Own "Alternative" Wikipedia, And It's As Creepy As It Sounds

I think we can all admit that Russia's had quite a few whacky ideas of late. I'm not even talking politically (although, yes, also politically). There were those sad space sex geckos, for example, or that bizarre amusement park. Or that suggestion of inseminating all Russian women with President Vladimir Putin's sperm (the horror of it). But really, this one just takes the cake: Russia is creating its own "alternate" Wikipedia, because apparently the normal — American — Wikipedia is too "unreliable." (Hey, remember when Putin said the internet was a "CIA project?")

On Friday, Putin’s Presidential Library made the following, sinister announcement: "The creation of an alternative Wikipedia has begun." Its aim? To portray Russia "objectively and accurately" — because, you know, normal Wikipedia just isn't reliable enough (cough, flattering, cough). The site is being put together by the National Library of Russia and the Boris Yeltsin Presidential Library; already, tens of thousands of books and documents have been amassed in order to detail the country.

Said the library in a statement:

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Admittedly, Wikipedia hasn't always been the Russian's friend. Back when MH17 was first shot down, someone in Ukraine edited the Russian-language MH17 page to blame the crash on the Russian government — which then proceeded to try editing the page to blame the Ukrainians, only to be caught by a Tweetbot.

In spite of this, let's get real: the chances of a creepy, government-linked, "alternate" Wikipedia actually succeeding are slim. For one thing, it's still going to rely on an open editing feature — which is, as any high-schooler will tell you, precisely what makes Wikipedia so unreliable, while also making it a great source of information. If accuracy is what the Kremlin is worried about, then having an open editing system doesn't really make sense. They might as well stick with the original Wikipedia, which is the 6th most popular site in the world.

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In all likelihood, this site will go the way of Sputnik, the intended Russian alternative to Google launched last May, which you've probably never heard of and will probably never think of again. As Kevin Rothrock, RuNet Echo project editor at Global Voice told Newsweek Europe:

Let's hope so, for Russia's sake.Images: Getty Images (2)