How Big Is Stanley's Penis on 'AHS: Freak Show'? Here Are 23 Objects That Also Boast a Full 13 Inches

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Stanley's large penis is a thing of wonder on American Horror Story: Freak Show. Since we shouldn't be expecting to catch a glimpse of it anytime soon, inquiring minds want to know: how big is Stanley's penis? According to co-creator of AHS, Ryan Murphy, Stanley's penis is 13-inches long. Now, Stanley is an evil character and wields his man stick to gain power (like when he attempted to lure Dell in "Tupperware Massacre Party"), so although I do not want to reward him for his genetic fate, I can't help but be curious.

So in the name of science, I have taken it upon myself to help viewers really grasp the concept of how large a 13-inch penis is (I'm just gonna assume y'all haven't seen one in person). Of course, actually having a 13-inch penis would be no joke, but here are 23 objects to help you visualize what Stanley has hiding in his pants.

Image: Frank Ockenfels/FX

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