Jaden Smith's Philosophical Tweets Will Inspire Your #Deep New Year's Resolutions

As 2015 dawns in the quantum universe, we're all looking to escape the inauthenticity of everyday life and foster a closer connection with the Earth spirit. If you feel like your Prana energy has been out of balance for the whole of 2014, let Jaden Smith's most philosophical tweets inspire your New Year's resolutions. They're sure to stimulate all of your chakras, or whatever you're supposed to do with those pesky things.

From his hilariously inscrutable Twitter feed, to that old-school bananas interview with T Magazine , Smith has attempted to establish himself as a bit of a dime-store bodhisattva with his public contemplations. If we've learned anything about Jaden Smith this year, it's that nothing is too small for him to ill-advisedly philosophize about. If I had money to produce a pocket-sized book, I would fill it with Jaden Smith Twitter epigrams about death, perception, and the sky being purple. The title? A no-brainer: #Deep.

Other than providing us with ripe material for novelty books and bumper stickers, the wisdom of this young swami-at-large is perfect to inspire your 2015 self-improvement kick. Whether your New Year's resolution is to find love or "totally achieve Nirvana," the tweets of Jaden Smith are sure to guide you down the right path on your journey.

If you're interested in going back to grad school...

If your resolution is to date people who are actually nice to you...

If you aspire to care less about the perceptions of others...

If you've resolved to drink only purified water...

If your goal is NOT to stagnate...

If you're trying to gossip less frequently...

If you want to show more appreciation to your parents...

If you're planning to read up on physics...

If you're trying to find yourself...

If you're trying to become less of a people pleaser...

If you're looking to achieve enlightenment, or ya know, become a deity...

Have a trill New Year. PEACE.