I'm not one to jump to irrational conclusions, but new evidence seems to suggest that Selena Gomez is dating DJ Zedd. Who is Zedd, you ask? Isn't that how "Z" is pronounced in Britain? Right you are. But Zedd, apparently, is also a 25-year old DJ who has captured the heart of one Selena Gomez, 22, and whatever other good qualities this young man may have, perhaps the best quality of all is that he is not, in fact, Justin Bieber. The rumor mill was a-swirlin' after Zedd and Gomez held hands at a Golden Globes party, and suspicions grew later when Zedd posted an Instagram of a screenshot from FaceTiming with Gomez. But it looks like the final, confirming sign is this: Zedd and Gomez were seen having dinner in Atlanta with Zac Efron and his girlfriend Sam Miro.
That there settles it. Double dates are fine, but two single people going out to eat with two people in love is insufferable. For me, this is incontrovertible evidence, even though some people may not be convinced. Apparently, an insider told Us Weekly: "Selena and Zedd were definitely cozy and cuddling in the booth. They walked out together." For regular human beings, cuddling at a freezing cold restaurant is par for the course, but if you're famous, contact in public is like basically screaming "IT'S TRUE, WE'RE DATING" out into the universe.
And if you need more proof that there might be a little something something going on between these two, just check out this adorable Instagram photo Gomez posted of Zedd and herself in an elevator huggin'it out.
I just pray for Gomez' sake that whether or not she and Zedd are actually dating, she never goes back to Bieber. So far, all signs point to Zomez (their portmanteau celeb couple name needs work, but I'm throwing this one into the mix), and they are pretty cute. She's adorable. He's not Justin Bieber. Isn't that uplifting?