A Tom Hiddleston Date Would Include Everything From Dancing To Caviar, Obviously

Since Loki won't be appearing in the upcoming Avengers: Age of Ultron, Tom Hiddleston will be kicking back and laughing maniacally as his Marvel co-stars ping pong between press junkets and talk shows. He'll sip tea from the finest China in his rolling, British estate, which is filled with bookshelves and really, really tall windows. He might invite Benedict Cumberbatch (Or Benny C, as he probably has him listed in his phone) for a dance-off, followed by a gentlemanly nightcap. I guess what I'm trying to say is, Tom Hiddleston would make the most of his free time. In fact, maybe he'd date! After all, Tom Hiddleston is an eligible bachelor, so why not?

So, since he's got some free time on his hands — aka, time to go out! — let's take some time to imagine what it would be like to date the ever-charming Hiddleston on his break from being all villain-y on the big screen. After so much time being the baddie, he must be eager for an opportunity to show his softer side, you know? Would he be the type to go fun and easy on the first date with something like bowling and cheese fries, though, or is he more of the pull-out-all-the-stops/wine-and-dine kind of fella?

That said... let's explore what it would be like to go on a date with Tom Hiddleston:

He Would Be Look Super Dapper

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He would definitely be all suited up (with a bow tie, probably!) and I would be like:

And He Would Roll Up in a Fancy-Ass Ride

You know, all suave, and what not. And I would be like:

Uh-huh, honey.

There Would Be a Few Casual Drinks...Or, Like, Seven

We'd just swig 'em back like we were old friends, or something.

Though I would look a bit more like, well...

There Would Definitely Be Dancing

He'd come in with all of those impossibly smooth moves, and I'd be like:

He Would Defend Your Honor, Should the Occasion Rise

But of course, he would be terribly polite about it.

There Would Be Oysters and Caviar Served From Golden Spoons

Just kidding, he's much more chill than that.

Followed by Dessert

Always.

Finally, a Kiss

I burn, I pine, I perish!

Then, He'd Ride Off Into The Night On a Majestic Horse

You know, something like that.

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