Sunday night's episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians has gone to the dogs! Literally! When two quadrupedal members of the Jenner krew hopped into a swimming pool, hopped out of a swimming pool, and promptly defecated in a backyard, they ran away with the entire episode. Try as that creepy stack of alleged stalker pizzas/bag of hair proposal might, the true stars of the hour were Norman and Gabbana. Norman is Kylie Jenner’s Italian Greyhound, and Gabbana is Kendall Jenner’s Labrador Retriever. Norman is one of the newest members of the Kardashian-Jenner menagerie, and Gabbana has been around for a few years. (You might remember Gabbana as the dog who ripped gas at the beginning of the Season 8 premiere. Ugh, Gabbana rules.) They are the dynamic poo-oh, er, duo.
I'm always a sucker for a reality television pet, but Norman and Gabbana upped the ante when they huddled up for a good ol' fashioned on-camera poo. CLASSIC. (Hey, that reminds me: What’s Blu up to these days? That pooch boasted some serious star paw-er.)
At the end of Sunday's ep, Kris Jenner told daughters Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian about the alleged stalker who allegedly hacked into her iCloud. As she explained how the alleged stalker allegedly got ahold of closet security camera footage, I was distracted by something going on the in the background. And that something was Gabbana dropping a turd on the perfectly manicured lawn.
If you missed the moment, don't worry. The Twitterverse has you covered. But first, here are the "before" pictures:
And here's the "after":
Gabbana's gotta go, and what does Norman do? Norman sticks around and shows his support. Like a true pal. AWWWWWWWW. So poo-recious.