Is there any industry that loves to tease us as much as the entertainment industry does? They get our hopes up for films that won't come out for months (or even years) and we are just left yearning, our only repreive being the tantalizingly short teasers and trailers they'll throw at us every once in a while when the waiting just gets to be too much to take. The first television spot for Spectre aired during the NBA finals on Tuesday. The Spectre teaser is full of exciting moments that will surely get you stoked about the return of James Bond.
Sadly, you're still gonna have to wait a while for the film's premiere. Spectre, the lastest film in the James Bond franchise, is set to debut in November 2015. As they say, the good things in life are worth waiting for and Daniel Craig is definitely included in that category of "good things." Daniel Craig comprises a large portion of the "good things" category, actually.
Though we don't know too much about Spectre yet, we can surmise a few things from the new teaser. There will be violence, guns, unnecessary recklessness with million dollar luxury vehicles, some hot chicks, more violence, planes and helicopters, some more guns, and hot chicks.
Our First Glimpse
We see the dashing Mr. Bond for the very first time.
Bond Has A Secret...
... And someone is on to him.
This Guy Shows Us The Devastating Effects of Sleep Deprivation
Get your eight hours, kids.
Mr. Bond Appears to Belong to Some Type of Secret Society
Get the Illuminati conspiracy theorists in here, stat.
Bond Goes To a Meeting
This looks like a meeting you might not walk away from.
James Bond Missed His Alarm
I would wear more breathable clothing if I knew I was going to end up constantly dashing through crowded streets.
Some Movie Computer Hacking
Bound shouts "Initiation the shut down sequence, now!" Token computer hacker guy smacks few keys, hits enter dramatically with his beefy thumb, and ta da! System shutdown initiated.
So many guns.
Undergrounds Lagoons of Despair
Bond takes a few days off from his mission to do some spelunking.
... with horrifyingly expensive cars.
Bond Gets Laid Again
Joey Tribbian is to "How you doin'?" as Bond is to introducing himself as "Bond. James Bond."
Snappin' Necks and Cashin' Checks
It's all part of a day's work.
Some Scenes that Appear to Be Stolen From Call of Duty
I can only imagine what Bond's kill count is right now.
Bond Pilots a Plane While Practicing His Duckface
This is before he posted that selfie to Insta.
These Planes Don't Seem Very Safe
This doesn't bode well for James.
More Planes on the Verge of Destruction
Bond Has Someone Hot on His Tail
[Blue Emoji car followed by an Emoji fire symbol]
Bond Shoot Flames Out of His Exhaust Pipe
This is not a euphamism.
Bond is constantly leaping over buildings that happen to get in his way.
James Bond Seduces Again
I need a 24 style breakdown of James Bond's day because I am skeptical that he has time to constantly fly planes, jump off buildings, and run from bad guys while still somehow also finding time to shower, eat, sleep, get his suits laundered and freshly pressed, and bang a bunch of chicks. Color me skeptical.
Casual Helicopter Fights
This seems to happen a disproportionate amount in movies.
Dreamy Daniel Craig
I would have been fine if the whole teaser had just been slow motion shots of Daniel Craig's face.
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