7 Expenses Britney Spears Left Off Of Her Expense Report, Because That Much Shimmery Eye Shadow Costs A Lot
It ain't cheap being reigning pop royalty, as an alleged copy of Britney Spears' expenses prove. The singer is reportedly reaping the benefits of her comeback, but the cost of life as an icon is pricey. PEOPLE obtained a legal report detailing the singer's expenses and income, and provides a lot of interesting details about her life. According to the report, Spears raked in a cool $14 million in 2014. You know, the average yearly salary of the working American. Her combined assets totaled more than $45 million.
That's a lot of cold, hard cash, but Spears isn't letting it burn a hole in her pocket. She reportedly spent $49,383.35 on her wardrobe, $19,791.69 on makeup and hair, $41,471.28 at Target and grocery stores, $24,720.95 on pet care, and $3,058 on Christmas decorations.
This is all very insightful, but I'm inclined to think there are some expenses that Spears didn't list. You know, things that elevate her from your average pop star to "Britney Spears." After all, one doesn't simply become a hair icon and a style icon overnight. It takes a lot of upkeep, and, therefore, a lot of money.
With that in mind, I gathered a few expenses that I'm sure Spears "forgot" to include on her report.
1. Proper Lighting for Those Abs
To quote Emma Stone in Crazy. Stupid. Love., "It's like you're Photoshopped!"
2. Medical Expenses for When the Britney Army Literally Cannot
How can you be expected to remain conscious when in the presence of the queen?
3. Chairs for Whenever Spears Needs to Remind Us She's "Stronger"
Her loneliness ain't killing her no more.
4. Midriff-Flaunting Crop Tops
A separate expense from her regular wardrobe costs, on the basis that they're career-defining.
5. Shimmery Eye Shadow
It was the look that launched so many trips to Claire's for frosted eye shadow.
6. Headset Microphones
You know Spears probably rocks one of these when she dances around her bedroom.
7. Body Oil
How else is she supposed to look dewey 24/7? With all of these expenses to consider, it's a good thing that Spears keeps making so much bank.
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