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The Stars Know Which Britney Spears Song You Are

by Orli Matlow

We all already know (or, at least, everyone should know) that there's a Britney Spears lyric for everyone in the world, and that her first album can teach us all many valuable life lessons (like the fact that crop tops are essential to every music video). We also should all know that her faces are always on point: from her tenure on The X Factor alone, there's a Britney Spears reaction GIF for every occasion. But, did you know that in addition to all of this, there's also a Britney Spears song to best match everyone's individual personality, based on their zodiac sign?

I know! The stars know everything.

It's true: Just like there's a Britney song for every mood, there is also one for every zodiac sign. Her songs range from moody ballads to dance hits to stories of girls like "Lucky" — and, also, autobiographical anthems like "Piece of Me." We all grew up with these songs: Even if you haven't heard them in years, it's crazy how the lyrics all come back to your head like it's been your ringtone this whole time. Everyone has a story with these songs, whether you choreographed dances to them in your bedroom or danced to them at your middle school formal, so it can be difficult to pinpoint which fits one best.

With so many options, we have to look to science — the science of astrology, that is — to figure out which fits us best. Here are the Spears hits that correspond to every sign of the zodiac.

Capricorn (December 22 — January 20): "My Prerogative"

Capricorns are stubborn, and not satisfied until they're at the top — so the title "My Prerogative" says it all.

Aquarius (January 20 — February 18): "I Wanna Go"

People whose star sign is Aquarius are trendsetters, in addition to eccentric and distant. In other words, they "wanna go."

Pisces (February 18 — March 20): "Toxic"

Alluring. Sensual. Co-dependent. Considering there's a line in this song that's literally, "I'm addicted to you," Pisces get "Toxic."

Aries (March 20 — April 20): "Gimme More"

Aries are brave, independent and assertive — and nothing says assertive like "Gimme More."

Taurus (April 20 — May 21): "Everytime"

Taurus are sensual and down-to-earth, so one of Britney's most powerful ballads would fit them best.

Gemini (May 21 — June 21): "Criminal"

Geminis can be two-faced — they are "the twins," after all. They like games and are mischievous... perfect for a "criminal" life.

Cancer (June 21 — July 23): "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman"

Sensitive, practical, and caring, Cancers can also be a bit self-pitying and moody. Like, say —not a girl, not yet a woman?

Leo (July 23 — August 23): "Work, B*tch"

Leos are dominant, creative, and often very popular — so when they tell you to "work, b*tch," you do.

Virgo (August 23 — September 23): "(You Drive Me) Crazy"

Virgos are analytical and observant types — which means they can also be skeptical and fussy and "drive you crazy."

Libra (September 23 — October 23): "Lucky"

Libras love excitement and adventure, but often hide their true feelings, which is "why the tears come at night."

Scorpio (October 23 — November 22): "Oops!...I Did It Again"

Scorpios are fiercely independent, but can often be mischievous and manipulative: They'll play with your heart, and get it lost in the game.

Sagittarius (November 23 — December 22): "If U Seek Amy"

Independent and adventurous, but sometimes unemotional and cold. They are fiercely clever, which is why they embody the song with the best innuendo title of all time.

These Britney songs will definitely work for you. (Unless you're a cusp, or in, Britney terms.... a "crossroads.")