The Kraziest Rumors About Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick, You Know He's Slept With The Entire Kardashian Family, Right?
To quote ever-applicable Adele lyrics, rumor has it that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick have broken up due to the Lord's alleged infidelity and constant partying. Though this doesn't exactly come as a shock (seeing as how he was photographed getting close to his ex, Chloe Bartoli, over Fourth of July weekend and his substance abuse problems have frequently been a cause of tension in the couple's relationship), the rumor mill has literally no chill when it comes to the countless ridiculous reasons behind their split. Of course, the tireless, this-is-so-unbelievable-it's-laughable tabloid gossip has been plaguing the couple's on-and-off-again relationship for years, so it's probably not surprising that many of these rumors are resurfacing now that the two have allegedly ended things for good.
From the stories of incest (did you know that Scott Disick basically slept with the entire Kardashian family, according to supermarket tabloids?) and the frequent "well, someone is pregnant" tales, here are some of the ~kraziest~ rumors surrounding Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick. And yes, some of them really are as ridiculous as they sound. May I suggest getting a shovel for all that BS? Because it might come in handy.
1. He may have gotten his "Arizona mistress" pregnant
According to an OK! Magazine report from June, Scott cheated on Kourtney while in Arizona for a club appearance in January and totally freaked out that he may have gotten the woman pregnant.
2. He's been hooking up with Khloe Kardashian "for years"
Scott and Khloe are admittedly super close — to the point where he'll sleep in her bed with her after Kourtney kicks him out (as seen on Keeping Up With the Kardashians) — but the report that he's been sneaking around, hooking up with Khloe for years... well, it just isn't true. (And the fact that the two laughed about it on social media further declares this rumor as a false one.)
3. JK, he proposed to Kendall Jenner
The creepy incest rumors are probably the most ridic of the bunch, but this one just gets me. According to Hollywood Life, an insider revealed that Scott just couldn't hide his true feelings for Kendall anymore and desperately suggested they get married. Yes, because this actually happened.
4. LOL, no, he actually got Kylie pregnant
I absolutely cannot with this one.
5. He slept with over 100 women behind Kourtney's back
Lord Disick may have mad game (and he may, in fact, have cheated on Kourtney — who knows!), but 100 women?! I don't think so.
6. Kourtney's pregnant with their fourth child
Shut that ish down, Gossip Cop.