Heartbroken Over Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick's Breakup? Here's How To Ease Your Pain
As someone who generally takes celebrity breakups a lot harder than real life ones, I'm having a hard time coping with Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick's reported split. If you haven't heard the news, on Monday, reports began rolling in that Kourt and Scott decided to call it quits after Scott's frequent partying got out of hand, and it's devastating to think that the cutest Keeping Up With The Kardashians couple is no more. Obviously, there are so many questions that need to be answered. How are the kids doing? How is Kourtney doing? Are Kourtney and Scott going to get back together? And, most importantly, how could they do this to us? If you're feeling as heartbroken by their split as I am, never fear: There are plenty of ways to heal from Kourtney and Scott's breakup, just in case the worst happens and they never decide to get back together.
The first step? Before you do anything rash, stop what you're doing, take a deep breath, and repeat these words to yourself: I am not actually in Scott and Kourtney's relationship, even though it feels like I am. Love still exists. There is still Kimye. It will all be OK. I am OK.
And if that didn't work for you? These suggestions should.
Look at photos of Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris
What a beautiful couple! See, love is real, even if it isn't for Kourtney and Scott anymore. These two are precious, and they're making it work! If you need to buy a swan float of your own to feel better, allow me to direct you to Amazon. You'll be feeling better in no time.
Reminisce about the good old days
Weren't they so perfect together? I know, I know. It's painful to see photos like this and know they could be the last of their kind, but Kourtney and Scott had so many good times, and those just don't disappear. They're forever immortalized on social media, for us to relive again and again in bleak times like these. I'm not crying, you're crying.
Think about kittens
I don't know about you, but a good kitten photo always makes me feel better. This is my cat, Rapunzel, being adorable for all of us in our time of need. See? You're feeling a bit more cheerful already, aren't you?
Re-watch the time Scott was Todd Kraines
If you're anything like me, you're kind of pissed at Scott right now, because with the info we have so far, it does look like this might be his fault. But he's not all bad. He's a hilarious guy, especially when he's being Todd Kraines and playing practical jokes on Kris Jenner.
Look at photos of Mason, Reign, and Penelope
Scott and Kourtney may be dunzo, but something so important came out of their relationship while it lasted: Their three super adorable children. Without pain, there would be no joy, and without Scott and Kourtney getting together to eventually break up, there would be no crazy cute Disick children who brighten up Instagram every time their mom decides to share photos of them.
It's heartbreaking, yes, but eventually, the pain will heal, and we will all be able to move on from this. Stay strong, guys. We can do this!