You didn't think that drama involving a strange, naked man unexpectedly appearing in The Real Housewives of New York City vacation house would be easily resolved at the top of the episode, now did you? Good, because it wasn't. As the ladies bedazzled jeans for charity (seriously), Luann de Lesseps turned the tables on Heather Thomson and Carole Radziwill and accused the Housewives of wanting to catch her in the act as they tried to solve the mystery of the one-night stand gone commando.
Earlier in the episode, we saw Heather and Carole storm around the vacation house, ferociously asking Dorinda Medley, Sonja Morgan, Ramona Singer, and Luann about what the deal was with the nude dude sleeping in what had been Bethenny Frankel's bed before she smartly exited the trip early. They did so by bursting into the other Housewives' room, waking them up from their deep sleeps after a night out partying.
After telling Heather that she need to "be cool" about the situation, Luann seemed miffed with how she had escalated the situation, but they ultimately ended the trip on a cordial note. However, when the ladies returned to New York, Luann had a very big change of tune, and she seemed to not be a big fan of Heather and Carole's uninvited entrance into her room that morning, way more than she let on in Turks and Caicos.
At Kristen Taekman's bedazzling bonanza, Luann accused Heather and Carole of entering her room without knocking on purpose in order to catch her in the act, as in, catching her hooking up with some guy. She said Heather and Carole had broken the Girl Code. Did you hear that? That was me gasping.
Granted, Heather and Carole didn't exactly wait for Luann to invite them in her room that morning, but does she really think they would do such a thing? Neither Heather nor Carole have ever purported to be the angels or prudes of the group. Heather did vehemently defend the F-word against Dorinda the night before, after all. As "uncool" as Luann accused Heather and Carole of being, they're not that "uncool." They were just upset about the situation, and when you're upset, pleasantries aren't really a priority.
Of course, Heather and Carole denied Luann's allegations and wrote them off as nonsense. Carole even said in her confessional interview that catching Luann in the act would be the last thing she would ever want to see, which is only going to serve to anger Luann more when she watches that clip back. Can you say reunion drama?
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