I fully admit that this is my first season as a Big Brother enthusiast, and I also fully admit that I stumbled into the show because of one thing: Clay Honeycutt. If you watch Big Brother, this needs no further explanation, because Clay is obviously a god among men. I came to Big Brother for Clay, though, but I stayed for the strategy (and for the other hot dudes). Like, for example, Austin. Austin and Clay are both hot, but I have to wonder how alike they are — which is why I, like a good journalist, decided to design a Big Brother venn diagram comparing Clay and Austin's hotness.
You might be out there wondering why I don't have anything better to do with my time than compare the relative merits of Big Brother houseguests. But, let me tell you: this is a tough job and an important job, and someone's gotta do it — so here I am, doing the good work for Big Brother fans everywhere.
Clay and Austin are distinctly different breeds of men, but they both fall into the decisively attractive category. These two men prove that hotness comes in all shapes and sizes and types, with different types of gameplay and all.
So, without further ado, let's take a look at what Clay and Austin have in common (and what makes them different).
Image: Sonja Flemming/CBS; Caroline Wurtzel/Bustle