Here's Our Ranking Of The Funniest Bachelor Casting Ad One-Liners So Far

More than 100 years ago, Uncle Sam first told prospective soldiers “I want YOU” for the U.S. Army. Today, Jesse Palmer is kind of Bachelor Nation’s Uncle Sam — only, his recruitment campaign is arguably even more iconic. Yes, we have to talk about those new Bachelor casting ads.

Sure, the “unhinged” ads may be polarizing for viewers, many of whom can only react with a shocked gif every time Jesse drops a new one-liner. But here’s hoping he never stops — because, don’t we deserve a little (chaotic) treat to enjoy during Bachelorette commercial breaks?