11 Sex Toys On Sale For Valentine’s Day 2019, No Matter Who You’re Celebrating With
Whether you love or hate it, Valentine's Day is just around the corner., which means it's time to break out your wallets. But the reality of the matter is that to have an enjoyable Valentine's Day — no matter how you spend it — you really don't need to break the bank. Instead, you can be one of those people who does Valentine's Day on the cheap and still have a lot of fun. One way to do that is to buy those you love a sex toy — "those you love" includes you, too, of course. While no one is going to be disappointed by wine and chocolates, yet again, if you really want to impress your loved ones with a gift that will last, then sex toys are the best route to take.
Last year it was projected that Americans would spend $19.6 billion on Valentine's Day, with the average person spending $143.56, according to the National Retail Federation. So much for showing ones love with handwritten poems while cupid flies around with his little darted arrow, like something out of a Renaissance painting.
Whether you're buying a toy for a friend, your partner, or yourself, here are 11 companies who want you to get the most bang (ahem) for your buck. Here are 11 sex toy deals you can snag this Valentine's Day.
1. Le Wand Petite
Le Wand Petite — which has quickly become one of my absolute favorite toys — is offering a Le Wand Petite and the Sensual Care Set for $160 instead of its usual $214. The Sensual Care includes lube, organic toy cleaner (it's essential to keep your sex toys clean), and the stimulating clitoral serum to make the experience that much more pleasurable.
Although Jimmyjane isn't having any Valentine's Day related sales, if you do make a purchase and you're a Bustle reader, then you've hit the jackpot. All you have to do is use the code BUSTLEGWP at checkout and you'll be given an option to choose any glass toy you'd like. You also get free shipping, so that's a deal too.
What makes MysteryVibe Crescendo so great is that it's probably the bendiest vibrator on the market, making it ideal for all bodies. You can literally use those six motors anywhere on your body, so don't be afraid to get creative.
From now until Feb. 14, if you use the code reclaimpleasure at checkout, you'll get 10 percent off the Crescendo and, if that's not awesome enough, MysteryVibe will donate 10 percent to the Global Fund for Women.
There is so much going on in ways of sales and discounts at LELO for Valentine's Day, I'm not even sure where to begin. First of all, they're having up to 45 percent off certain products. Anything that isn't 45 percent off is at least 25 percent off. Also, if you spend $150 or more, you'll get "free kinky gift" — their words, not mine, but either way when you put "free" and "kinky" in a sentence together, you know you can't lose. Then, to top it all off, all orders over $50 will get free shipping.
Not only is the We-Vibe Sensations Unite Collection $30 off, which includes the Unite vibrator, Pivot cock ring, and a blind fold sash for extra fun, but the Discover Gift Box is now $236.55, as opposed to $249. The Discover Gift Box is chockfull of goodies like vibrators, butt plugs, and the Womanizer Starlet just to name a few of the 10 items in it.
There's a lot going on at Lovehoney too. Between 30 percent off all lingerie, 25 percent off all LELO products, and 30 to 50 percent off select toys, there's no shortage of play things for your collection.
If you're someone who experiences pain during penetration, then it's Ohnut to the rescue. The stackable rings allow you to control just how deep the penetration is during intercourse so whomever is being penetrated can enjoy sex without any discomfort. Ohnut will be including free lube with every purchase until Valentine's Day.
9. Doc Johnson
At Doc Johnson, no matter what you buy — and there's no minimum — you'll get 25 percent off your entire purchase when you entire code VALENTINE25 at check out.
Now through Feb. 14 at Babeland, you can get 25 percent off all purchases you make that are over $100. Also, now through Feb. 11, you can score a free Babeland Buzz Vibe with a purchase of $69 or more. I can't speaking highly enough about Babeland Vibes — not only can they fit in your pocket, so you technically never have to be separated from it, but the thing delivers quite the clitoral love.
11. LifeStyles SKYN Natural Feel Personal Lubricant
And because wetter is always better, LifeStyles SKYN is having 50 percent off their Natural Feel Personal Lube until Valentine's Day. Also, for those of you who use condoms, LifeStyles is also offer 50 percent off a wide array of condoms, too, including SKYN Cocktail Club 10ct, LifeStyles Ultra Sensitive 40ct, and LifeStyles ZERO 12 ct among others.
So whether you'll be celebrating Valentine's Day solo, with a partner, or multiple partners here are 11 companies who want you to enjoy the day, and enjoy a discount, too, on them.