If you're headed to D.C. on Jan. 21 to demonstrate against the presidential administration of Donald J. Trump, here's something to add to your list of preparations for the big day: Punny Women's March sign ideas. After all, there's no better way to impress your friends-in-protest than good old-fashioned wordplay — and honestly, we could all use something to laugh about right now.
Since Trump was elected president in November, the Women's March on Washington has grown from a single Facebook post into a demonstration with hundreds of thousands of anticipated attendees at the main event in D.C. and more than 600 sister marches taking place in cities worldwide. It's expected to be the largest protest taking place on inauguration weekend — possibly even bigger than the guest list for the inauguration itself.
If you're going, posters are a great way to get your point across with barely any effort. So grab your glitter markers and some poster board (but not a sign post, because those are prohibited from the rally) and get ready to show the world that Trump doesn't represent the whole of America. Not by a long shot.
We Shall Overcomb
Is making fun of Trump's combover a cheap shot? Maybe. Does anyone care? Nope.
Make America "___" Again
The possibilities to poke fun at Trump's campaign slogan, "make America great again," are endless. Make it feminist, safe, fabulous — the message is up to you.
Love Trumps Hate
At this point, "love Trumps hate" is a classic, and for good reason.
Girls Just Wanna Have Fundamental Rights
This pun is another classic, and it's sure to get some laughs.
A Woman's Place Is In The Resistance
Shoutout to Hayley Gilmore from MSU for designing this amazing poster for this weekend! pic.twitter.com/UIHt941RYe— UA Feminist Caucus (@uafeminist) January 20, 2017
Major credit to the artist that combined feminism and a Star Wars reference.
Feminist By Choice
The above image is a poster by the Guerilla Girls, a group of feminist activist artists formed in the '80s.
Grab Him By The Ballot
It's a throwback to better days, back before Trump was elected president.
Cut your poster into a stop sign shape, and you have the perfect visual pun.
I'm With Her
It's a reference to Hillary Clinton's campaign slogan and a way of supporting your fellow protesters at the same time.
In "__" We Trust
"In God we trust" is a perfect phrase to apply to different groups: Women, people of color, LGBTQ people, people with disabilities — you name it.
Chin Up, Fangs Out
Considering it's a march for women's rights, among others, there are plenty of p*ssy puns to be had.
It's Ludicrous To Mess With My Uterus
Technically, this is more of a rhyme than a pun, but it's still hilarious.
Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries
Considering Trump's commitment to repealing Roe v. Wade, pro-choice sentiments should be loud and clear.
System Change, Not Climate Change
System change, not climate change, is the only way to save the planet from what humans are doing to it.
Whether you are a homosexuWHALE or a heterosexuWHALE, come to our GSA meeting tomorrow at lunch! *there mAY be food* pic.twitter.com/dXSTZfHvYV— ACHS GSA (@AchsGsa) September 30, 2015
Good luck drawing a homosexuwhale as adorable as the image above.
Thou Shalt Not Mess With Reproductive Rights
You mean you haven't read the Book of Fallopians?
There Is No Planet B
Earth is our Plan A-Z.