With everybody freaking out about the 2017 solar eclipse, I really think we should be focusing on the important questions. Not "How do I see it?" or "How do I keep my eyeballs from exploding?". I mean, the real question is what it always is — how does this thing affect my sex life?
Because, basically, the solar eclipse is a huge event, so wouldn't you like to punctuate that with getting frisky? It's really a time to let go of the small stuff. "As a rule, eclipses motivate us towards change by 'eclipsing out' anything in our lives that is no longer working, like a relationship, job, etc," Mecca Woods, a New York City-based astrologer of MyLifeCreated.com, writes for Bustle. "Since this eclipse is joining forces with freedom-loving Uranus in Aries, we should look to this cosmic combo to help us with breaking free of the past in favor for a brighter future.
So it's all about letting things go. For some people, that's going to feel really exciting and leave them wanting to go buck-wild. For others, it can be a scary prospect— so they're going to want to feel safe and connected to other people. Luckily, there are sex positions that let you do both.
And that's why it's time to decide which sex position you're going to use to mark this momentous event. Whether the eclipse has you feeling jittery and need of a calm down or has you wanting to howl at the damn moon, there's a position for you. Here's what you should try.