Are you still reeling from last week's The Sims Scream Queenstwist? I know I am. I thought Sim Chanel #2 was gone for good. But she was not gone for good. She is back and taking naps in empty bathtubs. So where has she been hiding out since Episode 1? Why did it take her so long to come back to the Sim Kappa Kappa Tau house? What's she been up to? What's the story? There's got to be a story, right?
Yes, there is a story. And yes, we're going to get into the story.
But Before We Dive Into The Tale Of Sim Chanel #2's Disappearance, I'd Like To Address Two Very Weird Things That Happened In The Sim Kappa Kappa House Stuff This Week
Um, why was there a roof on top of the Sim Chanel-O-Ween maze? Where did it come from? I most certainly did not put that roof there. Also? It was floating. So very strange.
I Deleted The Roof
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya.
While Sim Zayday Enjoyed A Late Dinner, Sim Chanel #5 Floated Above The Kitchen
The Sim Red Devil haunted Sim Chanel #5's dreams. She didn't seem too bothered by it.
OK, I'm Ready To Begin The Sim Chanel #2 Saga
In Episode 1, the Sim Red Devil piddled all over the floor and Sim Chanel #2 tweeted about it.
The Sim Chanels Couldn't Figure Out What Happened To Their Sorority Sister
They searched the bedroom far and wide for leads. They did not find any leads.
Little Did Anyone Know That Sim Chanel #2 & The Sim Red Devil Had Migrated To The Living Room
The Sim Red Devil and Sim Chanel #2 argued about the price of movie tickets at the local theater. The Sim Red Devil was certain a ticket cost §25. Sim Chanel #2 was confident the price was §30. The fight went on for several minutes. Neither the Sim Red Devil nor Sim Chanel #2 was willing to let it go.
"I just changed into my pajamas," Sim Chanel #2 spat, "but I will go to the movie theater right now and prove that I'm right once and for all."
Sim Chanel #2 Made Good On Her Promise
It was the moment of truth: How much does a movie ticket cost?
Sim Chanel #2 Walked Up To The Ticket Booth & Found Out The Answer
One movie ticket is §40. Neither Sim Chanel #2 nor the Sim Red Devil were correct. Sim Chanel #2 was furious. She hates being wrong.
Sim Chanel #2 Thought Watching A Movie Might Calm Her Down
I mean, why not? She was already there.
After The Movie, Sim Chanel #2 Wasn't Ready To Go Home
She was too mad. She couldn't face the Sim Red Devil. So she stopped by a pool.
Sim Chanel #2 Went For A Swim
Hope the Sims living in those houses don't mind!
Sim Chanel #2's Next Stop?
Where oh where did she go next?
The Cemetery, Of Course!
A movie, a swim, and a trip to a graveyard? Cue the Hoku because we have a perfect day on our hands.
Sim Chanel #2 Admired The Statue Of The Sim Grim Reaper
If I stare at this statue long enough,Sim Chanel #2 thought, maybe the actual Sim Grim Reaper will appear.
Sim Chanel #2 Wandered Around The Graves
Her stomach picked the next stop of the day: the local diner.
But Before She Left The Cemetery, Sim Chanel #2 Wanted To Explore The Mausoleum
Hey, why not?
Sim Chanel #2 Got A Job At The Mausoleum
Hey, why not?
Sim Chanel #2 Celebrated At The Local Diner
"What a great day," she muttered to herself over a plate of French fries. "I don't think I'll ever go back to the Sim Kappa Kappa Tau house."
For The Next Week, Sim Chanel #2 Spent Her Days Working & Sleeping At The Graveyard
She made money! She made friends! She made memories!
But It All Came To A Screeching Halt One Afternoon When Sim Denise Spotted Sim Chanel #2 At The Diner
"Where have you been?" Sim Denise asked. "The other Sim Kappas are worried sick about you. We've been trying to figure out the story behind the pee puddle and the tweet for days! I can't wait to tell the Sim Kappas you're OK."
As Sim Denise reached for her cell phone, Sim Chanel #2 swatted the mobile device away.
"§40," Sim Chanel #2 said. "§40."
"Um, it'll cost more than §40 to replace the phone you just broke."
Sim Denise shook her head and walked away. It was official: Sim Chanel #2's time hiding in the graveyard had come to an end.
Sim Chanel #2 Took A Cab Back To The Sim Kappa Kappa Tau House
She would sleep first, talk to her sorority sisters later.
Sim Chanel #2 Was Finally Home
Ugh, it smells like kitty litter and toilet water perfume in here, she thought.
Sim Chanel #2 Snuck Into A Bathroom, Climbed Into The Clawfoot Tub, & Fell Asleep
Last week, I thought Sim Chanel #2 was bathing in her PJs. I was wrong. She was actually snoozing in the empty tub. I guess that's less odd?
The Next Morning, Sim Chanel #2 Crept To Her Bedroom & Plopped Down In Front Of Her Laptop
While Sim Chanel #2 was in the middle of checking her email, Sim Grace walked in the room. Sim Grace freaked out. "SIM CHANEL #2!" Sim Grace yelled. "YOU'RE ALIVE! WHERE WERE YOU!"
"§40," Sim Chanel #2 whispered. She continued to stare at her computer monitor. "§40"
TO BE CONTINUED.
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